Okay, the sensors should just shut off the water if there's a leak, not make noise. Husband's theory is that maybe it's in the closet upstairs, where there are various...panels that...do things.

Congrats, David!

Gif. Jif is peanut butter.

This is my stance.

Not the microwave. The fridge is a possibility, but I'd have to work pretty hard to accidentally leave it ajar.

Hec, that's awesome! Provisional congrats!

-t, that's a whole lotta suckitude this morning. Disappearing glasses and no backup coffee? I'm glad you found the glasses, and hopefully there were filters and coffee to make another pot.

I hope the source of the beeping has been discovered, Dana.

shrift, I hope you feel better soon.

Good news, Sue! I also forgot to say hooray for your dad being home earlier.

edit: Gif. Hard G.

I am irrationally fond of being able to take my glasses off and have the world go all soft and fuzzy, but it does have its drawbacks.

The whole world is bokeh!

various...panels that...do things.

That's intriguing.

HOME RUN WOOOOOOO

I'm trying to fend off a bout of magical thinking. "Is this the way I walked Matilda to school for the other pitches?"

I am convinced that HRC lost because I didn't wear Madame President on my nails that night.

I am irrationally fond of being able to take my glasses off and have the world go all soft and fuzzy, but it does have its drawbacks.

Me too.

My glasses slipped off the nightstand

Last night mine slipped off the bed while I was reading and I had to go downstairs to get another pair of glasses so I could find the first pair, which had landed in the trash can and were completely invisible to my naked eyes.

I have worked a couple hours every day of this vacation. As usual. Why did I expect otherwise? Today I talked my back-up through a QC process that everyone on the team should've been using for years. I asked her how did she do this on her own journals? She said, I don't :-). OMG. She doesn't QC her articles before they print. She is never backing me up again.

edited for misspelling, speaking of QC

hopefully there were filters and coffee to make another pot.

There were. That's one thing my office is really good about. And USUALLY everyone is good about starting a new carafe when one is finished, this is the first time I've seen both dry in a long time. Which is why it was such a shock, I guess. But fresh coffee once the pot I made had finished.

The whole world is bokeh!

Ooh, new word! And yes. I find it relaxing.

She doesn't QC her articles before they print.

Whaaaaaaaaaa.

May the Bros have many Has for you!

Hell yes to this!

which had landed in the trash can and were completely invisible to my naked eyes.

NIGHTMARE SCENARIO

I should perhaps mention that I have misplaced my computer-distance glasses, which will do as backup glasses in a pinch. They must be somewhere in my house or car, presumably in their case, but I have no idea where, having checked all the places that make any kind of sense and not found them. I do know where my prescription sunglasses are, but they would be of limited use in trying to find my regular glasses under the bed...

I was momentarily confused by the "pitches" and "Home Run" wrt the Bros of Has. I lost the context and was asking myself if the Giants were playing right now...