Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Sep 23, 2018 7:40:57 am PDT #29807 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

So there were sideshows all over Oakland last night, including about two blocks from me. Which included bonus gunfire. As a result the beast felt the need to sleep on the bed with me, and I didn't have the energy to fight her off. At least when she's worried like that she doesn't get all worked up, she just wants to be on me.


DavidS - Sep 23, 2018 9:20:55 am PDT #29808 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So there were sideshows all over Oakland last night, including about two blocks from me.

And apparently the police impounded more than 100 cars.


Sheryl - Sep 23, 2018 9:42:35 am PDT #29809 of 30002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Woke up a couple of times last night because Gary's electric razor started randomly buzzing. Now it's raining.


Dana - Sep 23, 2018 10:14:01 am PDT #29810 of 30002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Making chili with the spices we had on hand, which meant jerk chicken seasoning, some smoked paprika, and red pepper.


-t - Sep 23, 2018 10:14:23 am PDT #29811 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sounds like aliens.

Went up to Folsom for the Ren Faire yesterday. Good times, especially the falconry demonstration. Discovered while looking for parking that there is a Johnny Cash Trail through Folsom, which pleases me.

Today is dance practice and a scorpion hike.

I have fleas. My cats don't go outside anymore, but the fleas got their civilization into the carpets and whatnot back when they did, I guess. Now the cats are dosed with Advantage so the fleas bite me instead. I think I'm actually going to use a fogger.


-t - Sep 23, 2018 10:14:43 am PDT #29812 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Mmm, that sounds good, Dana.


lisah - Sep 23, 2018 10:53:58 am PDT #29813 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

Jesse, inside mosquitoes have been driving me crazy the last couple of days.


Dana - Sep 23, 2018 11:26:01 am PDT #29814 of 30002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Thank god my Twitter feed is running ahead of my football stream, because I can spoil myself and not expire from stress. Fricking overtime.


Jessica - Sep 23, 2018 12:41:58 pm PDT #29815 of 30002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Last night Ethan and I went to see Paul Simon's last concert at Corona Park, and I spent an hour and 45 minutes in line for a very mediocre "po boy" that by the time I got it was like manna from heaven because I was so fucking hungry. On the plus side, I did bond with the other people who were stuck in line, and because there was time while we were waiting for food to go back and forth to the wine/beer/cocktail vendor many MANY times, we all wound up making the best of it. At least we could still hear the music while we were waiting, and I did get to see the last half of the concert including the hour-long encore, which was terrific.


-t - Sep 23, 2018 1:27:20 pm PDT #29816 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow, you have filled me with so many mixed emotions. Not least among them the heady combination of great admiration for packing so much into a short post leavened wishing for more details.

I'm so glad I took tomorrow off work. Good thinking, past me.