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Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Aug 15, 2018 6:46:05 pm PDT #28409 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I have negative sense of direction. I can get lost *here* and I've lived here 9 years. Street grids make it easier, but numbered street names don't stick in my head. "Was it 26 W 24th or 24 W 26th?"

I'm too anxious to drive in Manhattan. It's not the traffic, it's the people. I'm terrified of hitting someone.


Atropa - Aug 15, 2018 7:55:03 pm PDT #28410 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I can't read maps. Discovering that Google Maps will give you text directions and a helpful voice reading those directions has made a huge difference.

Seattle was laid out by rival drunks, and subsequent city & street planning hasn't been any clearer. I am one of those horrible people that give directions by landmark, which means that my directions have become less and less useful over the years.


P.M. Marc - Aug 15, 2018 8:00:52 pm PDT #28411 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Seattle was laid out by rival drunks, and subsequent city & street planning hasn't been any clearer. I am one of those horrible people that give directions by landmark, which means that my directions have become less and less useful over the years

"Go past where the purple jello mold building was..."


DavidS - Aug 15, 2018 8:07:35 pm PDT #28412 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Seattle was laid out by rival drunks, and subsequent city & street planning hasn't been any clearer. I am one of those horrible people that give directions by landmark, which means that my directions have become less and less useful over the years

I once gave the direction "turn left at the grey cat that will be sleeping at the porch" and my friend Alison thought I was joking. But that cat was indeed sleeping on the porch when she arrived and guided her properly to my apartment.

(Gad I just realized this was in pre-internet days so I must have planned far enough out to write her a letter with directions. That's what we had to do!)


Atropa - Aug 15, 2018 8:08:55 pm PDT #28413 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

"Go past where the purple jello mold building was..."

"It's just down from Orpheum Records, but not as far down as Broadway Market."


aurelia - Aug 15, 2018 8:23:31 pm PDT #28414 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I've done some rural driving that I relied on certain landmarks for. I was always nervous those would be torn down when I only followed that path once a year or so.


DebetEsse - Aug 15, 2018 10:27:41 pm PDT #28415 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

The "use landmarks that no longer exist" thing is one that I have encountered pretty much every time I move. "You know where the tire store used to be?" No, no I do not.


lisah - Aug 15, 2018 11:01:10 pm PDT #28416 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

I was *very* confused when I first moved to Greensboro--after living in DE, Boston, and SF-- and couldn't figure out how to navigate without a landmark body of water (or 2). Until I started thinking of the traintracks as a river.


Shir - Aug 15, 2018 11:45:36 pm PDT #28417 of 30002
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

The "use landmarks that no longer exist" thing

I keep wanting a Jerusalem Waze version of it (for fun and history tours, not for simple and clear directions, of course). I may already have few ideas in mind.


Sue - Aug 16, 2018 1:46:02 am PDT #28418 of 30002
hip deep in pie

I have a pretty great sense of direction and navigation though, and I love maps. If I travel to a place only once or twice, I can usually remember how to get there. (I've never tested this out in the woods or anything, but in a city, I can get by. The only city that has ever really confounded me was Toronto. "Head toward the water," they say. You can't see the frickin water for all the tall buildings. Everyone else in my family are terrible. It confounds me that I still have to give them directions to my house after I've lived here 11 years.

When I have the time, I sometimes follow the Dirk Gently adage that if you don't know where you are going you should follow someone who looks like they know where they're going, I've had surprisingly great results.