Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Beverly - Jul 23, 2018 12:50:48 pm PDT #27678 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

My first car was a Renault Dauphine, which I loved, but it had approximately the power of an overweight rabbit on a rusty wheel. The second, which theoretically belonged to my dad, but I drove, was a Mercury Comet. Since H had no car (he had totalled his Renault when he fell asleep driving with mono and hit a lamp post at 20mph), we dated in the Comet. We eloped in the Comet. We took the Comet to Ft. Dix, and Ft. Belvoir, and to Firth, where he was stationed just outside Nurnberg. He drove it over cobbled streets, tank trails, the Autobahn, up the Rhine into Holland, to Gouda and Amsterdam, and other cities, and back down into Germany again. We drove it to Berchtesgaden, up to the Eagles' Nest. We brought both kids home from the hospital in the Comet, and had it shipped back stateside with us. What we left behind was the "battalion VW". It was well known if you left a VW beetle on post overnight you were inviting a midnight requisition: a bumper or a fender, or a wheel, someone else needed for their own beetle. We bought the pale green avec rust thing for $50, put a muffler in it and named it Hesper (for wreck of the Hesperus), and I drove it, with baby car seats in the back, all over the hell and gone over Bavarian back roads for two years. One of the battalion officers found the carcass in a junkyard, put enough into it to get it running, and sold it to another battalion officer when he rotated out. That officer put rear-view mirrors on it, drove it until he rotated out and sold it to a Warrant Officer who discovered it had no passenger side floor, and put one in. We sold it to a battalion officer for $75 when we rotated out.

They don't make cars that interesting, anymore.


Sheryl - Jul 23, 2018 12:51:15 pm PDT #27679 of 30002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

More rain today. The forecast shows thunderstorms all week. Ugh.


sj - Jul 23, 2018 1:03:58 pm PDT #27680 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My mom gave me her Honda Accord when I turned 18. I think it was 7 years old at the time.


Dana - Jul 23, 2018 1:10:12 pm PDT #27681 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

That's almost exactly my story, sj, except it was my dad's Honda, I was 19, and it might have been a little older.


Gudanov - Jul 23, 2018 1:18:28 pm PDT #27682 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping

My daughter is starting off with an 11 year old Honda Fit which actually has about 30,000 fewer miles than my 11 year old Ford Focus.


meara - Jul 23, 2018 1:34:29 pm PDT #27683 of 30002

Why is my electric bill DOUBLE what it normally is, this month? I can't think of any big changes, other than "using the fan slightly more often"! Maybe it was a mistake?


-t - Jul 23, 2018 1:42:51 pm PDT #27684 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Peak pricing?

Do you have a neighbor who might be stealing your electricity? I had some nuns living downstairs from me at one point that were unwittingly on my meter. Well, I assume unwittingly. Because nuns.


Amy - Jul 23, 2018 1:56:19 pm PDT #27685 of 30002
Because books.

That's what they want you to think, -t.


-t - Jul 23, 2018 2:02:34 pm PDT #27686 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Devious nuns? Inconceivable.


sarameg - Jul 23, 2018 2:57:48 pm PDT #27687 of 30002

Jesse, I'm in much the situation you are. Except my poor trainee has been flying pretty much solo since July 9! She said it's been weird & I don't doubt it. Spent 2 hours just going over stuff, but she was exhausted (having just flown in this morning from throwing her twin's weekend wedding shower.) And we don't have a good training plan; it's just braindump me. And I'm still on vacaybrain.