Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jul 05, 2018 5:58:07 am PDT #27074 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I feel like I heard somewhere about someone developing or testing silent fireworks - all light and no boom for less trauma. Can't remember anything about it though, so not sure it was real.


-t - Jul 05, 2018 6:01:09 am PDT #27075 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aaaaaand remembered what I was working on on Tuesday. Do not want to work on it again, but I guess I will. And writing myself a note.


Calli - Jul 05, 2018 6:09:43 am PDT #27076 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

One of the nice things about dropping everything at work for a work emergency is that the everything looks so much more appealing when I come back to it. Hello, everything. The Assistant Director isn't looking over my shoulder while I deal with you. (I mean, she's perfectly nice, but still—AD.) Let me work on you in a calm, non-stressed manner.


Jesse - Jul 05, 2018 6:14:19 am PDT #27077 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Let me work on you in a calm, non-stressed manner.

This is how my whole office feels this week, I think, after the 5-year Campaign ended last weekend. Ahhhh. Nothing is urgent or high-stakes? Perfect. Let's see how long we can roll with this.

Also, even with not that many people here, the scones and cookies I left in the kitchen at 8:30 are totally gone without a trace. I mean, even the packaging is gone. I don't care, because getting rid of them was my goal, but what happened??


-t - Jul 05, 2018 6:15:18 am PDT #27078 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hungry ghosts


Jessica - Jul 05, 2018 6:26:27 am PDT #27079 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

We had double fireworks this year! Our town fireworks on the 3rd, and then we went up to Poughkeepsie to watch from the Walkway Over The Hudson pedestrian bridge. And I have to say - Ossining local fireworks were way better! Go small town!

Poughkeepsie wins for better weather, and an AMAZING view from the bridge though - we were basically at eye level with the explosions, and we could also see 4-5 other towns' fireworks over the treeline in the distance.


-t - Jul 05, 2018 6:44:00 am PDT #27080 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh cool! I keep saying I'll do that with the Martinez-Benicia bridge, walk out to the middle and watch the fireworks from there. Maybe next year.


Connie Neil - Jul 05, 2018 6:46:50 am PDT #27081 of 30002
brillig

And today's air is rated Unhealthy. No storms in at least the next week. Time to get breathing masks again.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 05, 2018 7:35:21 am PDT #27082 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I expect people to be thrown by the extra m in my last name, but it's astonishing how many hear Matt as "Mac" or "Mark." (The last doesn't even have the same vowel sound—do they only listen to the first letter for every word?)

The few times there have been too many other Matts around and I've gone by Bob, it was almost a relief.


-t - Jul 05, 2018 7:40:28 am PDT #27083 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I sit 2 desks away from a Tanya and there's a Tara upstairs. We are always getting called by each other's names and getting each other's emails. Kind of a bond at this point.

Today's air is apparently only Moderate, which is a nice surprise, and the County Fire is 70% contained which is a huge improvement. Still would rather be in bed with the covers pulled up over my head.