Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jun 05, 2018 7:09:26 am PDT #25880 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I turned 42, so I'm tempted by the 24th. That makes it on a Sunday, which is nice for not-working purposes.


Laura - Jun 05, 2018 7:31:04 am PDT #25881 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything!


Jesse - Jun 05, 2018 7:43:18 am PDT #25882 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh Dana, ugh, sj.

My neighbor kid who has watched my cat before is going to be out of town the same time I am, so I have to find another option. I bet my other (adult) neighbors would look in on him for free, but I feel bad asking them to do the litter box. So I guess I need to find an actual cat sitter, which just feels like a pain! And probably more expensive than the neighbor kid? Hmph.


lisah - Jun 05, 2018 9:05:06 am PDT #25883 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

Oh man I almost got in a screaming match with two separate old white people in line to board my flight who were complaining about pre-boarders.

The man said "I'm sorry to say it but it's like the Starbucks in Philadelphia"

And I repeated, incredulous, and he looked at me like I was agreeing and I was like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!

I was inarticulate with rage so all I could come up wth was "you're what's wrong wth America."

Then another lady next to me complained about the same thing and when I shut her down said I was nasty. Uggggggghhhh

Now I have to somehow concentrate and get a shut ton of work done on this flight.


-t - Jun 05, 2018 9:50:08 am PDT #25884 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Whaaaaat? Man, people find ways to be hateful that I just can't even comprehend. I'm sorry, lisah.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 05, 2018 9:50:44 am PDT #25885 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

"It must be so difficult for geriatric bigots like you, not being able to just have people of color who annoy you by existing lynched at the drop of a hat anymore."


Nora Deirdre - Jun 05, 2018 10:05:37 am PDT #25886 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

What the fuck WAS he talking about?


Atropa - Jun 05, 2018 10:07:49 am PDT #25887 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

who were complaining about pre-boarders.

As in the people traveling with small children, or the people with medical issues who need extra time or help? Grrrr.

I've done that sort of pre-boarding when I have bad migraines. It's been a lifesaver.


Toddson - Jun 05, 2018 10:13:40 am PDT #25888 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

There have been suggestions that people who call 911 because someone with a permanent tan is making them uncomfortable should face some sort of consequences. Sounds reasonable to me - not only are they causing problems for the person, possibly putting them in actual danger, but they're taking up police time when there could be an actual emergency.

In semi-related news, someone SWATTED David Hogg's house ... he and his mother were out of town - in Washington, receiving an award.


meara - Jun 05, 2018 10:26:35 am PDT #25889 of 30002

Wtf. What does preboarding have to do with the Starbucks incident? Ugh. I am totally against people who try to board before their group but that's for gate agents to police, not random folks.