Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Jun 05, 2018 5:02:31 am PDT #25876 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That sounds like a very bad birthday, Dana. I'm sorry.


Fred Pete - Jun 05, 2018 5:15:01 am PDT #25877 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Hope the antibiotics help, Dana. And have a great rescheduled birthday.


sj - Jun 05, 2018 5:25:22 am PDT #25878 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Grr. My surgeon just cancelled my appointment for Friday. ltc has camp next week, and I was really hoping to start an exercise program at her school, but now I won't have the all clear to exercise in time.


shrift - Jun 05, 2018 5:57:38 am PDT #25879 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

(If you didn't see on FB, I have rescheduled this year's birthday to some future date.)

Let us know when that is so we can fête you properly.


Dana - Jun 05, 2018 7:09:26 am PDT #25880 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I turned 42, so I'm tempted by the 24th. That makes it on a Sunday, which is nice for not-working purposes.


Laura - Jun 05, 2018 7:31:04 am PDT #25881 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything!


Jesse - Jun 05, 2018 7:43:18 am PDT #25882 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh Dana, ugh, sj.

My neighbor kid who has watched my cat before is going to be out of town the same time I am, so I have to find another option. I bet my other (adult) neighbors would look in on him for free, but I feel bad asking them to do the litter box. So I guess I need to find an actual cat sitter, which just feels like a pain! And probably more expensive than the neighbor kid? Hmph.


lisah - Jun 05, 2018 9:05:06 am PDT #25883 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

Oh man I almost got in a screaming match with two separate old white people in line to board my flight who were complaining about pre-boarders.

The man said "I'm sorry to say it but it's like the Starbucks in Philadelphia"

And I repeated, incredulous, and he looked at me like I was agreeing and I was like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!

I was inarticulate with rage so all I could come up wth was "you're what's wrong wth America."

Then another lady next to me complained about the same thing and when I shut her down said I was nasty. Uggggggghhhh

Now I have to somehow concentrate and get a shut ton of work done on this flight.


-t - Jun 05, 2018 9:50:08 am PDT #25884 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Whaaaaat? Man, people find ways to be hateful that I just can't even comprehend. I'm sorry, lisah.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 05, 2018 9:50:44 am PDT #25885 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

"It must be so difficult for geriatric bigots like you, not being able to just have people of color who annoy you by existing lynched at the drop of a hat anymore."