Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Nov 21, 2016 7:38:17 am PST #2585 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Um, Zen, for what it's worth, you could probably go to a wildlife refuge for the quiet without an armed takeover. Just putting that out there?

Hope surgery is going well, Dana!


Zenkitty - Nov 21, 2016 7:47:24 am PST #2586 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Um, Zen, for what it's worth, you could probably go to a wildlife refuge for the quiet without an armed takeover.

Is that even legal?


Steph L. - Nov 21, 2016 9:54:03 am PST #2587 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

New author ridiculousness:

Me: Please provide these data, with the numbers expressed to 2 decimal places PER JOURNAL POLICY.
Author: Do you really want these data?
Me: [looks into the camera like I'm on The Office]

(For real, that is the author's response verbatim.)


Steph L. - Nov 21, 2016 9:54:57 am PST #2588 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I now have to email the author back and say the equivalent of "When I requested those data, I WAS NOT KIDDING, YOU ASS. The fact that I requested the data should have clued you in to the fact that I NEED THE DATA." But, you know, more polite.


Connie Neil - Nov 21, 2016 10:08:06 am PST #2589 of 30002
brillig

I don't suppose you can phrase it "I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want."


aurelia - Nov 21, 2016 10:13:23 am PST #2590 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Connie FTW.

Have the last couple of weeks turned into an unplanned diet for anyone else? I'm wishing I'd worn a belt today.


Steph L. - Nov 21, 2016 10:22:17 am PST #2591 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Have the last couple of weeks turned into an unplanned diet for anyone else?

Only the eating-my-feelings diet.

(This post sponsored by TJ's turkey-and-stuffing-flavored kettle chips.)


Jesse - Nov 21, 2016 10:22:42 am PST #2592 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Pretty sure I've eaten more candy in the last couple of weeks than in the previous ten years put together.


-t - Nov 21, 2016 10:28:13 am PST #2593 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have been eating a lot of candy.

For one thing, I found two bags of Halloween candy in the back of a cupboard that I probably bought on sale after Halloween 2015 and forgot about. They'd been through the heat of the summer and gotten all crumbly, so I stuck it in ziploc bags and tempered it with the sous vide process and somehow sampling to make sure it came out okay turned into eating all of it.


-t - Nov 21, 2016 10:38:54 am PST #2594 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm having shrimp and grits for lunch, and I feel like I need to explain to someone that it is not Shrimp and Grits, it's just grits that I have topped with "barbecue" shrimp, Tasty, but I'm fairly sure not what Nora, for example, would expect.

I'm very pleased to have figured out a successful grits making strategy, btw. It is not something I have had in my skill set.