You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Apr 19, 2018 7:18:48 am PDT #24527 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ugh, Tep. Yeah, your response seems like the way to go. You definitely need clarification and they probably need to find the actual cause rather than assume it's your Mac.

I am dealing with my crankiness by eating all the chocolate.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2018 7:21:25 am PDT #24528 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That's like saying "Oh, I was washing dishes and accidentally baked a cake!"

Oh man, this happens to me ALL THE TIME. I have so many cakes and no clean plates to eat them on. It's a legitimate problem.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2018 7:33:35 am PDT #24529 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

That's like saying "Oh, I was washing dishes and accidentally baked a cake!"

Oh man, this happens to me ALL THE TIME. I have so many cakes and no clean plates to eat them on. It's a legitimate problem.

Were you using a Mac? Because if you were, I think I know the source of the problem. APPARENTLY.


Fred Pete - Apr 19, 2018 7:43:29 am PDT #24530 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Strange -- I usually end up with pies.

What am I doing wrong?


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 19, 2018 7:50:33 am PDT #24531 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Wait, did I miss something? How does Hannity being Cohen's client mean that he has significant ties to Trump? Unless Cohen made payments to Hannity on Trump's behalf (which I would not put past him). I suppose that Cohen could have done some legal work other than pay off people for Trump.

I think the big problem is that Hannity was ranting about the unfairness of Cohen being investigated on national TV while failing to divulge that he was "reporting" about his *own* lawyer.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2018 7:56:11 am PDT #24532 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Were you using a Mac? Because if you were, I think I know the source of the problem. APPARENTLY.

Oh crap, was I supposed to wash my dishes using a PC? Do I have to wash them all over again now?


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2018 8:01:27 am PDT #24533 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Strange -- I usually end up with pies.

What am I doing wrong?

Are you running Linux? That may be your problem.

Were you using a Mac? Because if you were, I think I know the source of the problem. APPARENTLY.

Oh crap, was I supposed to wash my dishes using a PC? Do I have to wash them all over again now?

Yes, and -- I know this will be hard to hear -- you have to use Windows ME.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2018 8:03:49 am PDT #24534 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

As an aside, does anyone have a couple million bucks I could um...borrow? I would let you come and visit me, I promise.


EpicTangent - Apr 19, 2018 8:30:12 am PDT #24535 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Strange -- I usually end up with pies.

What am I doing wrong?

Oh no, Fred caught the Wannapie virus!


NoiseDesign - Apr 19, 2018 8:46:39 am PDT #24536 of 30002
Our wings are not tired

I am so ruined by LA real estate that the price on the house looks like a complete bargain.