You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Apr 19, 2018 7:43:29 am PDT #24530 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Strange -- I usually end up with pies.

What am I doing wrong?


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 19, 2018 7:50:33 am PDT #24531 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Wait, did I miss something? How does Hannity being Cohen's client mean that he has significant ties to Trump? Unless Cohen made payments to Hannity on Trump's behalf (which I would not put past him). I suppose that Cohen could have done some legal work other than pay off people for Trump.

I think the big problem is that Hannity was ranting about the unfairness of Cohen being investigated on national TV while failing to divulge that he was "reporting" about his *own* lawyer.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2018 7:56:11 am PDT #24532 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Were you using a Mac? Because if you were, I think I know the source of the problem. APPARENTLY.

Oh crap, was I supposed to wash my dishes using a PC? Do I have to wash them all over again now?


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2018 8:01:27 am PDT #24533 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Strange -- I usually end up with pies.

What am I doing wrong?

Are you running Linux? That may be your problem.

Were you using a Mac? Because if you were, I think I know the source of the problem. APPARENTLY.

Oh crap, was I supposed to wash my dishes using a PC? Do I have to wash them all over again now?

Yes, and -- I know this will be hard to hear -- you have to use Windows ME.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2018 8:03:49 am PDT #24534 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

As an aside, does anyone have a couple million bucks I could um...borrow? I would let you come and visit me, I promise.


EpicTangent - Apr 19, 2018 8:30:12 am PDT #24535 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Strange -- I usually end up with pies.

What am I doing wrong?

Oh no, Fred caught the Wannapie virus!


NoiseDesign - Apr 19, 2018 8:46:39 am PDT #24536 of 30002
Our wings are not tired

I am so ruined by LA real estate that the price on the house looks like a complete bargain.


Jesse - Apr 19, 2018 8:48:35 am PDT #24537 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am so ruined by LA real estate that the price on the house looks like a complete bargain.

Same! Except Boston.

Does the cabin have plumbing? That seems like a real money-maker. Zoning and whatever permitting.


EpicTangent - Apr 19, 2018 8:53:21 am PDT #24538 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I am so ruined by LA real estate that the price on the house looks like a complete bargain.

I am pleased to report that I am not as spoiled by San Diego prices. It wasn't until I saw the 10.1 acres that I went, "Oh, okay."


Jessica - Apr 19, 2018 10:16:33 am PDT #24539 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I am so ruined by LA real estate that the price on the house looks like a complete bargain.

It's a total bargain, for people looking for $1M+ houses. The taxes are high but on par with the area. Maybe the pergola is haunted or something.