Jessica do you have an old phone (or does she have one) that could do one of the apps? There's ones where you can have to scan a barcode and keep that far away?

Consuela, you've had a rough few years, I hope a day off lightens the burden a little.

Me, I have had the mildest cold (like, a bit of runny nose, a cough or two here and there, feeling all yesterday like I had a lump in my throat) but this morning I have almost no voice. It's all bad-trying-to-be-sexy sounding. Not good for teleconferences!

What was that fugly camo JT was wearing though?

I saw a picture on FB comparing it with a Bob Ross painting. And it was pretty dang close!

I have to confess that I was hoping for a surprise *NSYNC reunion during the halftime show.

Jessica do you have an old phone (or does she have one) that could do one of the apps?

She has an old phone of mine that she uses as a tablet, but I don't allow it at night. I think I might give her the Echo Dot that's in my room and set the alarm to go off every ten minutes from 7-7:30!

I had a bad dream last night that a buffista's spouse died unexpectdly, and am so happy to come here and see no sad announcement.

Dreams are weird. Generally mine are either boring as fuck, or sad/stressful.

Ugh, flea. I hate those kind of dreams. May tonight be super boring.

(Also, seeing Cap's new shield gauntlets in the Infinity War trailer.)

I admit that I shrieked and rewound to watch it 3 more times.

msbelle, that's ridiculous, and totally an OSHA violation. Report that shit.

Sorry about the tooth problems, people. Quick resolution and less pain ~ma for all.

I'm having serious trouble with oversleeping. No matter what time I go to bed or how much sleep I get, I'll sleep until noon. I'm supposed to be at my desk by 9am. This cannot go on. I need someone to yell at me until I'm upright and dressed. Can I program an Alexa to act as an annoyed mom?

No, but there's alarms that will make you do math to prove you're awake before y'all stop. Of course, I realized I'm so bad at arithmetic that sometimes I got them wrong even when mostly awake!

I had an emergency root canal in November that was super painful. Sophia, better to do it, esp if you have dental insurance. When a tooth is pulled, unless the tooth opposite the void has a fake tooth to meet it, it'll get weak & sick (or something like that) just more $ down the line. For comparison, my uninsured RC through refilling the crown that was drilled through was almost $3K.

This pain control regimen worked great. Endodontist (and Dr. Google backed it up) this is better for dental pain than narcotics. I had to do a list to keep track. 24 hrs - 2 AM, 800 ibuprofen, with food, don't lie down for ~15 minutes. 4 AM antibio. 6 AM, 800 acetominiphen. 10 AM 800 ibu. Noon antibio. 2 pm 1000 aceto. 6 pm 800 ibu. 8 pm antiobio. 10 pm 1000 aceto. If you can get pain relief with 400 ibu, 500 aceto., better. I needed the max.

msbelle, that's ridiculous. You should deduct the square footage of your bathroom as a home office! (Joking. Maybe.)

I had a bad dream last night that a buffista's spouse died unexpectdly, and am so happy to come here and see no sad announcement.

BTDT, got the door prize. I'm glad it's not true again.

No, but there's alarms that will make you do math to prove you're awake before y'all stop.

That is a horrible notion, and proof that Satan is real.