I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 17, 2018 1:48:37 pm PST #21118 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is a horror. You're just supposed to listen to the world?? At least you have the internet.


Steph L. - Jan 17, 2018 2:26:51 pm PST #21119 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Here's a work problem I haven't run into yet: I'm editing an article with 2 figures. When I opened the figure files, they are -- I'm not kidding -- photos of hand-drawn figures on spiral-bound notebook paper.

Pretty sure we can't use those, broheim. How the fuck did that even get accepted for publication???

I did have fun writing the query to the author for that, though. ("These files appear to be photos of hand-drawn figures on spiral-bound notebook paper. As such, they do not meet the minimum requirements for figure files for the AMA. Please resubmit files that have been created in a computer graphics program.")


Connie Neil - Jan 17, 2018 2:35:29 pm PST #21120 of 30002
brillig

Author probably expects you'll configure them.


Steph L. - Jan 17, 2018 2:44:38 pm PST #21121 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

They are total chicken scratch. I can't fathom how they would think we would reproduce them. But of course they didn't think about that.

(And I checked all the correspondence to be sure that the higher-ups didn't say "Oh yes, our Graphics Department can create your figures for you!" There is no such correspondence in any of the files.)


Jesse - Jan 17, 2018 3:30:29 pm PST #21122 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I kind of love that. I can just picture a mad scientist like, "And it's like this, see?"

We just had a thing where someone had to sign a formal document and instead of a scan back, we got a phone picture of their signature, not even obviously on our document.


Dana - Jan 17, 2018 3:33:04 pm PST #21123 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Like the good old days when we asked for a screenshot from a client and they faxed us a printout.


Jesse - Jan 17, 2018 4:05:54 pm PST #21124 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Good times.


shrift - Jan 17, 2018 4:44:44 pm PST #21125 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have worked over 12 hours today, so I'm pretty sure this means I get to buy pizza and beer for dinner because there are no more spoons for cooking.


-t - Jan 17, 2018 4:51:58 pm PST #21126 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sounds right.

I am going to bed at 7 because I am tired.


lisah - Jan 17, 2018 5:42:26 pm PST #21127 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

That is a horror. You're just supposed to listen to the world?? At least you have the internet

It worked out Ok! I fell asleep!