I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Nov 27, 2017 5:33:46 pm PST #19302 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And I am HORRIBLE at keeping secrets. I want to show Tim the proof RIGHT NOW. But I have to wait 28 WHOLE DAYS.


Dana - Nov 27, 2017 5:36:39 pm PST #19303 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I don't wanna go to bed because then I'll have to get up and go to work tomorrow.


Strix - Nov 27, 2017 6:51:43 pm PST #19304 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sugared cranberries in Prosecco are yummy and delightful to watch fizz!

D woke up sick on Thanksgiving and is STILL sick. Took off today and will work from home tomorrow. I am, knock wood, unscathed.

Y'all, housetraining Loxie is a challenge. I've been active in housetraining 6 dogs over the years and none of them have been as happily oblivious as this beagle. And she learned sit the first week, so she's a smart little girl. And she goes out all the time! We have a nice backyard! She's out 6x a day, and 2 sessions are 45 mins with fetch and chase unless it's nasty -- but 5 mins in the house and...squat.

One of her nicks is Puddles. And Wiggles, to be fair. She's sweet as cake.


Laura - Nov 28, 2017 3:22:56 am PST #19305 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

{{msbelle}} Not fun, I hope it is a much better day.

And I am HORRIBLE at keeping secrets.

Upside, you can spill to us!

Y'all, housetraining Loxie is a challenge.

Ugh, that sounds frustrating. I haven't had puppies, but have had mine do that in a new environment. Mostly I kept them contained right in front of me until I broke it.


-t - Nov 28, 2017 4:47:36 am PST #19306 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I feel like "Hibernation time, see y'all in six weeks" should be a thing I could say about now.


sj - Nov 28, 2017 5:15:46 am PST #19307 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

-t that sounds wonderful. Why can't we do that?


SuziQ - Nov 28, 2017 6:06:52 am PST #19308 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Y'all, housetraining Loxie is a challenge.

Crowley has been vexing also. I keep having to remind myself that he is still a pup, he will eventually figure this out. The last couple of days he finally seems to have connected that ringing the bells gets the back door opened. Now if he would just figure out that when he needs to go potty, he should ring the bells. Plus, I can take him out once an hour and he will still pee in the kitchen. Ugh!


-t - Nov 28, 2017 6:30:10 am PST #19309 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I assume Capitalism is why not, sj.


Calli - Nov 28, 2017 6:39:50 am PST #19310 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I feel like "Hibernation time, see y'all in six weeks" should be a thing I could say about now.

Oh, good lord yes. I was sitting in a comfy chair in my flannel nightgown, with a warm cat purring on my lap, and a cup of good coffee on the table next to me this morning. And I really, really didn't want to leave. If I hadn't been in charge of a meeting this morning, I might have called in sick.


-t - Nov 28, 2017 6:47:57 am PST #19311 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, that sounds like heaven.