On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


hippocampus - Nov 17, 2017 3:32:20 pm PST #19020 of 30002
not your mom's socks.

What with the socks. Signed, Team sock golem


Steph L. - Nov 17, 2017 4:01:40 pm PST #19021 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I am generally not in favor of piercing things, but I would like fewer migraines.

Yeah, I haven't gotten a piercing since 1985, when I was 15 and got 1 extra piercing in my left ear (so, 1 in the right earlobe, 2 in the left) because Molly Ringwald did it.

But if piercing some weird part of my ear will mitigate my migraines, then let's do it.


-t - Nov 17, 2017 4:05:21 pm PST #19022 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nom, Dana! Some of those millennial priorities are right on.


-t - Nov 17, 2017 4:16:27 pm PST #19023 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Of course, I almost immediately started worrying about the ethical and moral consequences of my hypothetical sock golem. Do I need to figure out how to give it free will? Will it be pissed I use electronic devices on Shabbat? Will I lose control of it and have it go on some kind of rampage because mortals shouldn't be messing with creation like that?

I am willing to test these hypotheses experimentally.


sarameg - Nov 17, 2017 4:39:54 pm PST #19024 of 30002

Goddamnit, I'm going to miss Brian. He tells me the buyer is nice and will be a good fit. New guy was pleased to hear his nextdoor neighbor was a football fan (not me. Poor Anna tried to watch a Super Bowl with us. We exasperated her.) And that he lit up about alley firepit.

But Brian took me to urgent care and then diner food after, to the er, gave me my bathroom sink, countless bits of nice furniture, my cats' tent...many firepit, rants, bagged leaves, dragged me out to replant the neighborhood sign, Halloween porch nights, let me take care of him & his wee dog when his foot was broke. Gawd that first winter here when I formally met him marching up his stairs with a bucket of hot water to break our ice dams across 5 houses and then we all got drunk and made pizza because his visiting boytoy had a 4 wheeler and Trinacaria was open. 2 lbs of pepperoni. We still had pepperoni a year later.

Will give new guy the full welcome.

But really gonna miss Brian. A lot.

I've offered to store/list anything he can't fit in truck/wants to sell. Partly because I can, no big, can handle it.Partly to drag him back down here.


-t - Nov 17, 2017 5:11:07 pm PST #19025 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw, sarameg, that's gotta be hard.


Burrell - Nov 17, 2017 5:28:32 pm PST #19026 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm sorry sarameg, changes to the neighborhood


Laura - Nov 18, 2017 6:06:08 am PST #19027 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Is it wrong to want some new major scandal to come along so we don't have to talk about Roy Moore for another month?


Calli - Nov 18, 2017 8:04:00 am PST #19028 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Is it wrong to want some new major scandal to come along so we don't have to talk about Roy Moore for another month?

Right or wrong, it's the Trump administration, so you'll probably get your wish.


Dana - Nov 18, 2017 8:59:26 am PST #19029 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Tried making ricotta gnocchi. Sounded great, unfortunately came out kind of mediocre. The roasted pork loin is good, though.