I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Nov 07, 2017 3:22:38 am PST #18619 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Okay, she just joined by phone, and her internet is down. I guess that's fair.


Jesse - Nov 07, 2017 3:49:51 am PST #18620 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The dating robot is back! And worried about me, because he hasn't heard from me?!?!?!?


-t - Nov 07, 2017 4:08:49 am PST #18621 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, dating robot, please recalibrate your parameters for interacting with humans.


Calli - Nov 07, 2017 4:22:31 am PST #18622 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry, -t.

Dating robot needs to find a new, perhaps somewhat robotic, object of interest.


Jesse - Nov 07, 2017 4:37:45 am PST #18623 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think he would be perfect for Janet of The Good Place.


Steph L. - Nov 07, 2017 4:42:25 am PST #18624 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think he would be perfect for Janet of The Good Place.

Oh god, is Dating Robot actually Derek???


Jesse - Nov 07, 2017 4:44:42 am PST #18625 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wish!


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 07, 2017 4:58:27 am PST #18626 of 30002
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

If you decide to break silence and reply to him, I suggest using the Turing test questions from Blade Runner.


-t - Nov 07, 2017 6:45:16 am PST #18627 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ha!


msbelle - Nov 07, 2017 7:07:48 am PST #18628 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

2 employees at my location have been terminated as a result of random drug tests in the last month. Good lord. Come on people, they rest here, you know that.

ION - I had 3 handyman fixit jobs done at my house. It wiped out my checking account, but YAY DONE! I have a medicine cabinet I can see the mirror of and no gaping hole in my bathroom wall anymore. I have new properly affixed drawer pulls on my kitchen drawers. AND I now have pull down ladder access to my attic. I have wait two more pay periods before I can think about next steps, even things I might do myself, but woohoo finally moving forward after 4-5 year stall.