Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Oct 19, 2017 9:19:36 am PDT #17944 of 30002

In a meeting run by someone who can't run a meeting, with people who cannot follow directions. And Loki is sitting on my chest.


amych - Oct 19, 2017 9:28:39 am PDT #17945 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In my defense, I thought Diwali was a couple of days ago.

Apparently it's a 5-day thing! And the start date can be a day off between different regions -- it started today in South India and Sri Lanka but yesterday in North India and Nepal. And in Nepal, day 2 is dedicated to dogs: [link] . Also, I'm missing my coworker's ridiculously good annual Diwali treats by working at home today. (Guess which of these fun Diwali facts didn't come straight from wikipedia)


chrismg - Oct 19, 2017 10:02:09 am PDT #17946 of 30002
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

You're still hit by the bus!

And you'll get hit by the train, yet again and again,

You'll get hit by the Big Angst Train

Oh your hearts will be broken, and your spirits stolen,

You'll get hit by the Big Angst Train.

(I tried changing it to "hit by the bus," but it just didn't have the same, er, impact.


aurelia - Oct 19, 2017 10:28:01 am PDT #17947 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I feel lost today. I left home without my phone. I am now more likely to finish my book on the train ride home though, if I can stay awake.


Maria - Oct 19, 2017 10:43:05 am PDT #17948 of 30002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

It's a great metaphor.

Y'all, I'm sure at some point I will be able to post about other stuff again, and thank you for bearing with me here.

There is no bearing with you. There is only supporting our friend. There is no timetable anyone needs to follow here.

Me too, -t, and the idea of dealing with the chaos I can mitigate--the state of my house--is enough to put me on the couch in "not gonna" mode.

msbelle, I hope you've had food by now.

sarameg, at least one of those things is good? Unless Loki has reached the point of unwittingly performing chest compressions by simply sitting on your chest.


SuziQ - Oct 19, 2017 10:49:45 am PDT #17949 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Slight meara

Jesse – I'm sorry for your loss. It IS always sudden.

Dana – congrats and the merit raise and ugh on the acquisition. I hope the transition is as smooth as possible. We are mid-stream of being acquired. They expect to have things finalized in the next month or so and then we officially start the transition, though things are already bubbling.

Amyth – I'm hoping things are better and you find a great new ortho. Self-care is SO important when things are spinning out of control (I'm trying hard to take my own advice).

-t and I got to see Hippocampus tonight!

Jealous. I also miss being able to see Buffistas on the regular.

I love vote by mail. Got my ballot yesterday, filled it out, mailed it out today. I enjoy voting in my underwear. Now if there was only an app I could activate that would erase all the political ads and signage and mailings from my life now.

Oh my giddy aunt, YES. I got my ballot, need to fill it out and mail it. And PLEASE, oh PLEASE stop of the ads and crap.

I finally got my sprinklers blown out and talked with the guy about the landscaping changes I want to make to my back yard and his suggestions for updating those sprinklers. Full. Copper, Repipe. Apparently all my sprinkler lines are PVC which is prone to shatter here. Thankfully nothing is currently busted and I have time to save up for the repiping, but dang.


chrismg - Oct 19, 2017 11:06:44 am PDT #17950 of 30002
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Full. Copper, Repipe

I mean, there are worse ways for life to imitate art? It's not really alarming until you suddenly acquire a sister you never had before.


Beverly - Oct 19, 2017 11:56:29 am PDT #17951 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I first learned of Roy Dotrice as Vincent's "Father" on Beauty and the Beast. He illuminated the part.

Jesse, Suzi, -t, I'm thinking of you, and wishing you better.


Sheryl - Oct 19, 2017 12:50:42 pm PDT #17952 of 30002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Mr. S thinks a tape measure is a great toy. Budding engineer?

Tomorrow we head to Columbus for OVFF. Should be fun,if exhausting(because toddler).


Jesse - Oct 20, 2017 3:53:06 am PDT #17953 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

For various scheduling reasons, today is Halloween at my office, and it's incredible! Every area has a different theme and they are all decorated and then people do or don't have costumes to go. My area is office-themed Monopoly, so we're just wearing black and someone made Monopoly money boards for us to put on. I helped set up a little, but am basically just here for the ride. I have already walked by a carnival, a whole mini golf course and The Office, and apparently our floor is not the one that goes "all out." SO FUN.