Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 31, 2017 3:01:18 pm PDT #16164 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh, god, Consuela. I am so so sorry.


tommyrot - Aug 31, 2017 3:16:03 pm PDT #16165 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I found a nice place that Erin will look at for me tomorrow. I'm still waiting for my official offer letter, which I'll need for the apartment application

I was paranoid about my credit because it was bad for a long time but I just found out my credit score is 805. Not in my wildest dreams did I think it'd improve that much. (Last time I moved, one place turned me down for bad credit.)

Tonight I am celebrating with steak and Wonder Woman.


Connie Neil - Aug 31, 2017 3:37:50 pm PDT #16166 of 30002
brillig

excellent credit!


JZ - Aug 31, 2017 3:59:51 pm PDT #16167 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Suela, your poor BIL! I am so, so sorry. I can't even imagine how gutting this must be. This year has been relentless. How are you and the rest of your family bearing up?


javachik - Aug 31, 2017 4:13:51 pm PDT #16168 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I only just now checked the board and saw your Beep Me, Suela. I am beyond devastated for M, R, and M (and you and the rest of the family). I texted you and will contact your nieces too. This is so incredibly sad. What a fucking horrible thing.


Jessica - Aug 31, 2017 4:16:57 pm PDT #16169 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I am so, so sorry, Suela.


Amy - Aug 31, 2017 4:19:02 pm PDT #16170 of 30002
Because books.

Oh jesus, Consuela. I'm so sorry.

tommyrot, that's great news! And yay for Erin scouting apartments.


aurelia - Aug 31, 2017 4:23:56 pm PDT #16171 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

What neighborhood are you looking at, tommyrot?


askye - Aug 31, 2017 4:27:24 pm PDT #16172 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

I'm so sorry Consuela


tommyrot - Aug 31, 2017 4:49:58 pm PDT #16173 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What neighborhood are you looking at, tommyrot?

Lenexa, KS. I also might look at a place in Overland Park.

The job is in Edgerton, KS, which is south-west of Kansas City, so I've been looking at suburbs on the south-west side of KC. Work will be a half hour by car, with downtown Kansas City much closer.