Loki is fangless, down five teeth

Rosie doesn't have her upper canines any more so it often looks like she is making faces at me when her upper lip ends up resting on top of the lower canines.

Got meeting at 9. Also need to make phone calls. Super don't wanna. Also not sure there's any food in the house. Woe is me.

Veggie tots could be life-changing. Must investigate.

Campus is changing phone providers, and the people in charge are just now getting back to me on questions I sent them in February. There are two phones on my desk, and neither work. Campus says they hope the new phone will work on the 16th (which is our first orientation day). This is so much fun, I just wanted to share a little bit of it all with you.

Then again, I have cute sandals on because the Dean is out of town and it is still intersession, so all is right with the world. [link]

Ooh, those are cute sandals!

We just got a new phone system, and I was shocked at how smoothly everything went. Sorry.

I have a CT scan at 1 today to find out if my stomach pain of many (many) weeks is from my gallbladder. My symptoms seem pretty textbook gallbladder to my doctor, but you never know. I just want something definitive, so it can be treated (even if that means surgery).

I talked to my mom about it last night, and THREE separate times she said "I'm not going to make this about myself, but..." and then launched into a long story about a stomach woe. t Narrator: She made it about herself.

One of those stories included the phrase "My boss was attacking me psychically. That's true! Psychic attacks are real!" She rarely leaves me speechless (despite her batshittery), but that one left me speechless.

I am endlessly grateful for my therapist, because when I got off the phone, I honestly just laughed at her multiple "I'm not going to make this about myself" attempts. Woman, you make EVERYTHING about yourself. Don't front.

Mueller executed a search warrant this morning on Manafort's home. Which means he has probable cause.

Hence the threats of WWIII. Trump is getting desperate. He can't just resign, because that would be humiliating. So he has to get all nuclear and shit with an actual madman.

Yikes yikes yikes.

Fact check: Apparently it was a couple of weeks ago. [link]

I think there's a lot that can come out in the next few months. People are going to get scared and start talking.