I have a CT scan at 1 today to find out if my stomach pain of many (many) weeks is from my gallbladder. My symptoms seem pretty textbook gallbladder to my doctor, but you never know. I just want something definitive, so it can be treated (even if that means surgery).
I talked to my mom about it last night, and THREE separate times she said "I'm not going to make this about myself, but..." and then launched into a long story about a stomach woe.
t Narrator: She made it about herself.
One of those stories included the phrase "My boss was attacking me psychically. That's true! Psychic attacks are real!" She rarely leaves me speechless (despite her batshittery), but that one left me speechless.
I am endlessly grateful for my therapist, because when I got off the phone, I honestly just laughed at her multiple "I'm not going to make this about myself" attempts. Woman, you make EVERYTHING about yourself. Don't front.
Mueller executed a search warrant this morning on Manafort's home. Which means he has probable cause.
Hence the threats of WWIII. Trump is getting desperate. He can't just resign, because that would be humiliating. So he has to get all nuclear and shit with an actual madman.
Fact check: Apparently it was a couple of weeks ago. [link]
I think there's a lot that can come out in the next few months. People are going to get scared and start talking.
Okay, the stuff I have to drink for the CT scan isn't that bad. The label says "berry smoothie" and I thought "berry" was a play on "barium" -- and it might be -- but it did actually have a berryish flavor, so points to them.
I had to drink half now, and half at noon. So I have more barium smoothie to look forward to. Woo.
I will not be surprised if Trump has a mild "stroke" or something in the next couple of weeks. Cut down in his prime by the terrible stress brought on by the grave responsibilities of his high office. Though I doubt it would be his idea, because he is naturally the healthiest, most virile bull in the herd.
Impossible. Trump's doctor stated unequivocally that Trump would be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.
Hope the CT scan provides answers, Steph. Mmmm barium. I'll have to do that soon when I finally get that colonoscopy.
Those are cute sandals. I would not like wearing them, though.
Halifax sounds lovely! I should include it in my upcoming hypothetical Canada touring vacation.
Trump and Kim - what happens when two narcissistic madmen with nukes start posturing and grunting at each other like gorillas and neither can back down? We'll soon find out, on the next episode of "America: Meltdown"! I'm alternating between being annoyed with both of them and being terrified.
See how I tried to make everything about me! Shout-out to Steph's mom.
