'Heart Of Gold'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Oh, good. That'll get you through the short term, even for eleventybillion.
I need to have some hard conversations with my parents about long term, though now they are extremely independent. Though if mom would embrace her new iPhone, it'd be great. Trying to get her to use the mapping and voice memo features, oy.
ABC has also brought back The Gong Show? Hosted by Mike Myers, but Mike Myers in makeup playing a different non-existent person?
This Gong Show revival is possibly the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
Yeah, Dana. It's weird.
Poor Sophia!
Sophia, that is a boatload of crappy on top of a crappy day at work.
I always despised the Gong Show. Let's humiliate people who think they have a shot. It's the American Idol audition shows. American Idol finally went away, didn't it?
Well, everyone is clearly in on the joke this time around on The Gong Show. Even the woman who alternated between "Wrecking Ball" and yodeling.
I mean, it's actually more entertaining than Battle of the Network Stars? It helps that Andy Samberg is one of the judges and looks adorable.
Battle of the Network Stars has been disappointing. I could be up for a rebooted Circus of the Stars, though.
This woman's act consists almost entirely of fish puns.
Well, everyone is clearly in on the joke this time around on The Gong Show.
Oh, thank heaven.