Well, everyone is clearly in on the joke this time around on The Gong Show. Even the woman who alternated between "Wrecking Ball" and yodeling.
I mean, it's actually more entertaining than Battle of the Network Stars? It helps that Andy Samberg is one of the judges and looks adorable.
Battle of the Network Stars has been disappointing. I could be up for a rebooted Circus of the Stars, though.
This woman's act consists almost entirely of fish puns.
This guy is playing a theremin. With his feet. I say playing, but I think I mean "playing".
I'm on a plane! Will this plane actually depart? I guess we'll see!
Is there a drunk guy? Or one that refuses to put away whatever?
YALL!!!!
I am going to a meal with someone from the online dating thing. I am not really interested in the guy, but he seems safe and a good practice date, maybe I will be surprised. I actually told mac about it.
UGH.
Also - I am chatting back and forth with some people that I really need to stop. I almost typed out to one guy, I am too smart to deal with you, BUT I STOPPED myself, which I think shows tremendous restraint.
I dunno, I'm all for being unapologetic 'this is who I am, see ya' but I'm also uninterested in dating and embracing no fucks left to give.
Go msbelle! Practice date with low expectations and online restraint both sound excellent.
I have moisturized and I must admit my skin feels nice.