Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 01, 2017 4:43:51 am PDT #14721 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am having high-class problems: there's a lunchtime thing with Cirque du Soleil, but I have meetings before and after, so if I go, when will I eat lunch???


Laura - Aug 01, 2017 4:47:02 am PDT #14722 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Down a protein bar!

I never had to mow or rake because of allergies, but I shoveled my fair share of snow, and then some.


Tom Scola - Aug 01, 2017 5:01:28 am PDT #14723 of 30002
hwæt

The obvious answer is to run away and join Cirque du Soleil, and don't go to the meeting after, or any meeting ever again.


Jesse - Aug 01, 2017 5:06:05 am PDT #14724 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wonder what kind of opportunities they have for people who are pretty good at standing still and awesome at lying down?


Jessica - Aug 01, 2017 5:18:09 am PDT #14725 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So I'm watching John Oliver, and I never knew why Colbert had all those weird products on the Report! It's Alex Jones! Et al., I assume.

I LITERALLY JUST PUT THIS TOGETHER.

I was disappointed that he didn't get to the part where Alex Jones and Gwynneth Paltrow basically have the same online store.


Dana - Aug 01, 2017 5:20:30 am PDT #14726 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Ugh. That report, while valuable, told me more about Alex Jones than I ever wanted to know.


sarameg - Aug 01, 2017 5:28:16 am PDT #14727 of 30002

Funny, none of the culprits seem to be interested in engaging directly with me this morning.


Jesse - Aug 01, 2017 5:31:51 am PDT #14728 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I LITERALLY JUST PUT THIS TOGETHER

Right? I totally never got that.

I was disappointed that he didn't get to the part where Alex Jones and Gwynneth Paltrow basically have the same online store.

Hahaha!

Maybe it's sarameg who should run off with the circus??


Laura - Aug 01, 2017 5:38:34 am PDT #14729 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

The obvious answer is to run away and join Cirque du Soleil, and don't go to the meeting after, or any meeting ever again.

Cirque du Buffista! We can all run away and create our own circus.


Sue - Aug 01, 2017 6:10:41 am PDT #14730 of 30002
hip deep in pie

The obvious answer is to run away and join Cirque du Soleil, and don't go to the meeting after, or any meeting ever again.

I vote for Tom's choice. Though I used to hear the Cirque was not a great place to work. Maybe take a non-performing role.