I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 01, 2017 5:06:05 am PDT #14724 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wonder what kind of opportunities they have for people who are pretty good at standing still and awesome at lying down?


Jessica - Aug 01, 2017 5:18:09 am PDT #14725 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So I'm watching John Oliver, and I never knew why Colbert had all those weird products on the Report! It's Alex Jones! Et al., I assume.

I LITERALLY JUST PUT THIS TOGETHER.

I was disappointed that he didn't get to the part where Alex Jones and Gwynneth Paltrow basically have the same online store.


Dana - Aug 01, 2017 5:20:30 am PDT #14726 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Ugh. That report, while valuable, told me more about Alex Jones than I ever wanted to know.


sarameg - Aug 01, 2017 5:28:16 am PDT #14727 of 30002

Funny, none of the culprits seem to be interested in engaging directly with me this morning.


Jesse - Aug 01, 2017 5:31:51 am PDT #14728 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I LITERALLY JUST PUT THIS TOGETHER

Right? I totally never got that.

I was disappointed that he didn't get to the part where Alex Jones and Gwynneth Paltrow basically have the same online store.

Hahaha!

Maybe it's sarameg who should run off with the circus??


Laura - Aug 01, 2017 5:38:34 am PDT #14729 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

The obvious answer is to run away and join Cirque du Soleil, and don't go to the meeting after, or any meeting ever again.

Cirque du Buffista! We can all run away and create our own circus.


Sue - Aug 01, 2017 6:10:41 am PDT #14730 of 30002
hip deep in pie

The obvious answer is to run away and join Cirque du Soleil, and don't go to the meeting after, or any meeting ever again.

I vote for Tom's choice. Though I used to hear the Cirque was not a great place to work. Maybe take a non-performing role.


Sue - Aug 01, 2017 6:10:42 am PDT #14731 of 30002
hip deep in pie

The obvious answer is to run away and join Cirque du Soleil, and don't go to the meeting after, or any meeting ever again.

I vote for Tom's choice. Though I used to hear the Cirque was not a great place to work. Maybe take a non-performing role.


sarameg - Aug 01, 2017 6:20:40 am PDT #14732 of 30002

Circus ain't sounding bad at this point.

10 (TEN!) people got phished at work. And seeing the original emails...wow. I'm not at all impressed with my coworkers at the moment.


Jesse - Aug 01, 2017 6:23:05 am PDT #14733 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Though I used to hear the Cirque was not a great place to work. Maybe take a non-performing role.

Oh good, because I was about to become an acrobat! Not really, I can't even touch my toes.

AND now I see it's mostly a museum talk about bugs, so I have discarded my FOMO and will skip it.