How the fuck do you lose a 3000 lb car between production and shipping it to the dealer?
Maybe someone used a SQL injection attack on one of their servers, downloaded the password hashes, used Jack the Ripper to match a hash, logged in, and forged the paperwork to have car delivered as a fleet sale to a fictional company?
Hypothetically.
Maria, that is some kind of bullshit. And weird as hell, to boot.
And to be clear, what I was asking her to do was participate in team planning for the fiscal year. That's where she is afraid she will not feel emotionally safe. Due to sadness over a coworker getting a different job??
Good lord. I'm good friends with someone we had to fire and I probably paused for a second to wonder if it would be awkward the first time her name came up, then said screw it and went ahead. People still exist once they leave a job, and so do their accomplishments.
Maybe someone used a SQL injection attack on one of their servers, downloaded the password hashes, used Jack the Ripper to match a hash, logged in, and forged the paperwork to have car delivered as a fleet sale to a fictional company?
Hypothetically.
Hah. You haven't thought about it at all.
Tep, it is a whole boatload of bullshit. I laughed like a loon when the email came in. The dog was seriously concerned.
Hypothetically.
Gud, do we need to congratulate you on a new car?
That's ridiculous, Maria! Expensive, too.
Gud, do we need to congratulate you on a new car?
I can neither confirm nor deny that.
Maria: What?!?!? I would have said that was nuts if I didn't now have a pretttttty good idea of what happened.
Oh, you know cars, sometimes they just melt.
Timelies all!
Two more days of work until vacation!