Dear god. Snakes in the toilet?!?? I want to believe that is mere urban legend.
Doctor increased my meds. Fingers crossed it works--really need to get some work done tomorrow!
Wednesday I get to go see Fun Home--I've not actually read the source or listened to the music but I'm still looking forward to it.
Haven't texted the girl today but then she hasn't texted me either. I'd say "let's just be friends" but I'm not actually sure we'd get along. Who knows. May invite her to karaoke with my friends on Friday.
You know there is video of snakes in toilets, don't make me ita link y'all.
To put people's minds at ease, this was way out in the country with the snake entering their wastewater pipe from a septic tank that must have had a hole somewhere. I doubt anyone living in a city needs to worry about anything worse than a rat coming up via toilet.
It is my considered opinion that shotgun blasts are a perfectly reasonable reaction to sudden snakes regardless of setting or context.
I almost sat on a toilet that had a bat sleeping under the rim.
Sometimes I think about how it would have felt to have a bat flying up into my tender bits and...well, it's not a good thought.
My default reaction of
awww, bats! Yay bats!
got derailed real quick while reading Hec's post.
Snakes or rats in my toilet might require moving. Living in Florida we do encounter critters in the house from time to time. One of my paranoid habits is always lift the seat and make sure there isn't a critter lurking before I sit. In 37 years I have
never
encountered this theoretical critter, and yet I shall continue this preventive measure. The security of my tender bits is worth this effort.
I love logging into dead file systems in the morning.
