Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 22, 2017 8:38:10 am PDT #12963 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Good decision, Steph. As I've gotten older I've adopted the idea that I've got to take care of my emotional health.

ION, the stress of my job situation has led to my stomach feeling queasy for the last week. I feel better when I'm full, so I've been eating a lot of bland food and snacking a lot. I think I need to see a doctor. Also, my shrink just upped my AD dosage, so I'm hoping that will help.

Tomorrow I fly to Oakland for my aunt Joyce's celebration of life thing. I'll have to pack snacks for the flight.


-t - Jun 22, 2017 8:47:51 am PDT #12964 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{tommyrot}} Safe travels.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 22, 2017 9:23:53 am PDT #12965 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In the meantime, celery is bland, and you won't gain any weight from snacking on it!


tommyrot - Jun 22, 2017 10:06:37 am PDT #12966 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Celery isn't food. It's just roughage and water.

I'm a celery hater.


Zenkitty - Jun 22, 2017 10:13:14 am PDT #12967 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I think the Pre-Check folks get to go through the regular metal detector rather than the body-scanner, so it might not actually help you at all in that respect. Depending on how the scanner deals with your leg.

Oh shoot. The handheld scanners beep at my leg, so it might actually be worse than going through the body-scanner, as they'd have to then pat* me down to make sure the leg wasn't the only thing beeping. (This already happened coming back from Iceland.)

\*"pat" hell, more like "grope".

I also am a celery hater. Useless awful tasting stuff.


brenda m - Jun 22, 2017 10:24:22 am PDT #12968 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think the Pre-Check folks get to go through the regular metal detector rather than the body-scanner, so it might not actually help you at all in that respect. Depending on how the scanner deals with your leg.

It varies by airport, or time of day, or phases of the moon.


Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2017 10:38:18 am PDT #12969 of 30002
brillig

I'm a celery hater.

Me, three. Nasty bitter tough stringy thing.


Steph L. - Jun 22, 2017 10:41:36 am PDT #12970 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I love celery with hummus. That's about the only circumstance in which I'll eat it, and for some reason that combo tastes REALLY good to me. All other celery combos (peanut butter, cream cheese, etc.) are not appealing.


sj - Jun 22, 2017 10:52:32 am PDT #12971 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Stands in the celery hating corner


-t - Jun 22, 2017 10:52:55 am PDT #12972 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I like celery, even entirely by itself. And flavoring soup, etc. Yum. Celery root also.