I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


EpicTangent - Jun 20, 2017 2:21:50 pm PDT #12877 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

When my Nana (in New Jersey) passed, I just went to the nearest florist and placed the order. There must be some sort of florists' network, and they all work from the same catalog; you pick the arrangement at this end, someone at that end creates and delivers it.


EpicTangent - Jun 20, 2017 2:28:19 pm PDT #12878 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

And Steph, I get it. In this as in so many things, we are twinsies; I am a HUGE birthday ho. My birthday is tomorrow (in case you hadn't heard), and I would be so upset if I were facing the weekend that you are. I think Zen makes an excellent point, it's because you're not an asshole that these other obligations are a problem. If you were an asshole, you'd say "Screw 'em" and do exactly what you want to do. Because you are a good and thoughtful human person, your birthday is being unfortunately preempted this year. I really hope that when it's celebrated at another time, or that whatever you end up doing Friday evening returns you all the JOY you missed, with interest.


sj - Jun 20, 2017 2:33:10 pm PDT #12879 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Call the funeral home. Or if you want, I can call for you.


Jesse - Jun 20, 2017 3:08:59 pm PDT #12880 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just went to my local funeral home's website and they have a list of florists on there, so you could try that. Alternatively, Teleflora will totally work.


Sheryl - Jun 20, 2017 3:09:14 pm PDT #12881 of 30002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

In the continuing saga of my phone, Macy's did not return my calls(I called from work this morning and left a message with my work number). After dinner I went to the nearby Sprint store, only to find that since the account is in Gary's name, and I am not an authorized user on said account, they can't upgrade me. Which means that either Gary comes with me to get the phone, or he makes me an authorized user on the account. Feh.


WindSparrow - Jun 20, 2017 6:55:35 pm PDT #12882 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Well that's no fun, Sheryl.

ETA: Somebody tell me I want to inquire about private swim lessons at the community pool so I can learn the Tarzan stroke and swim laps without putting my face in the water.


Gudanov - Jun 20, 2017 7:21:34 pm PDT #12883 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping

And so, the Dems lose again. Awesome.


Dana - Jun 20, 2017 7:26:24 pm PDT #12884 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Wow, I'm up early enough to almost catch the night shift.

Our flight out of Vienna is at 7:50, which meant the alarm went off at 4:30. We get home tonight almost 7PM local time, which, if you add 7 hours, will be 14 Vienna time.

No, that's not right. It will be 2AM, so we'll have been up for almost 24 hours. I'm really glad we decided to get a hotel near the airport in Houston and make the drive back on Thursday.


aurelia - Jun 20, 2017 7:49:30 pm PDT #12885 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Hi, Dana. Safe travels.


Dana - Jun 21, 2017 12:41:24 am PDT #12886 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Heathrow! Place of people who speak English. Everyone should speak whatever language they want, of course, but I get back that part of my brain that was trying to remember German words.

Since we have a five-hour layover, we're conducting a thorough review of food options.

And I hear Netflix has a British version of Hoarders. Y'all might be in trouble again.