I'm on a boat!
Everybody look at you 'cause you're sailing on a boat!
I got a haircut last night and I picked up a new pair of glasses today. The other pair isn't ready yet because the shooting at the UPS facility is causing shipping delays. They were apologetic about it, and I was all, "OMG no how could I even be mad about that?!"
Everybody look at you 'cause you're sailing on a boat!
SO glad I'm not the only one who went there. (You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat!)
ANYTIME someone says the word boat, my brain immediately appends motherfucker.
But also, I can never ever refer to flip-flops with that simple hyphenated term of 2 one-syllable words; no, they are forevermore flippie-floppies. And since I live in them from April to October, I use that term A LOT.
Well, at least you weren't earwormed by the Thong Song, am I right?
The only version of that that gets stuck in my head is the PMJ one. Because I'm contrary like that.
Crud. Because it was raining, I took the bus home, and the bus that came was the one that comes all the way to my house. Which seemed nice, but I still have to go to the store! I'll see if I can wait out the rain this time. Because then I have to make cupcakes for my aunt's birthday tomorrow, and I don't have enough cocoa powder.
I'm out of cocoa powder too. Otherwise I'd offer to give you some.