And you'll all be pleased to know that TLC seems to have changed their daily lineup, so no more episodes of Hoarders for me.
Instead, I'm watching Love It or List It, Too and gaping at this house which is 5200 square feet. Even with four bedrooms, where the hell do they use up all of that space? Is there an indoor tennis court?
That's some bullshit, Vortex.
Exactly.
I enjoy Love It or List It. The structure gets way predictable. DH doesn't like that I can call it within the first couple minutes.
You can browse through McMansion Hell to get an idea of just what horrors are possible with all that space.
Man, these shows set in Canada, I assume in the Toronto area, the house prices are insane. This house is $2.3 million, with a workout room and a wine cellar. (I didn't catch the square footage.)
with a workout room and a wine cellar.
In my fantasy home, these two rooms are adjoining.
These people got an industrial-sized fridge and a six-burner stove for a family of four. I can only assume they're planning to hide bodies in that fridge.
These people got an industrial-sized fridge and a six-burner stove for a family of four. I can only assume they're planning to hide bodies in that fridge.
If you're the lord and lady of the manor, you need space for that roasted wild boar.
Clearly I have no plans to shut up today, so fair warning.
We sent the doctor's office a picture of my incision the other day, with a couple of questions. The nurse replied to the email saying it looked like it was healing well.
His office just called, saying he wants to see me tomorrow instead of next Friday, when my follow-up was scheduled. Why? She doesn't know. So obviously I have incision cancer.
So obviously I have incision cancer.
Nope, the doc just wants Friday off. (Don't we all?)
We are embarking on a home renovation, which will mean moving out for 6-9 months. Send marriage counseling coupons.
Incision cancer. Ummm, sure. Right.
CJ woke me up early this morning complaining he couldn't hear out of one ear. Said he had big chunks of wax coming out of the other ear. So he made his own doctor's appointment, for this first time ever, and drove himself there. Apparently he has big wax blockages in both ears, so they are working to dissolve and remove them. He said one was
the size of a kidney bean
!!!