We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!

Wash ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jun 01, 2017 5:45:38 am PDT #12059 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

with a workout room and a wine cellar.

In my fantasy home, these two rooms are adjoining.


Dana - Jun 01, 2017 5:54:58 am PDT #12060 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

These people got an industrial-sized fridge and a six-burner stove for a family of four. I can only assume they're planning to hide bodies in that fridge.


Calli - Jun 01, 2017 6:04:09 am PDT #12061 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

These people got an industrial-sized fridge and a six-burner stove for a family of four. I can only assume they're planning to hide bodies in that fridge.

If you're the lord and lady of the manor, you need space for that roasted wild boar.


Dana - Jun 01, 2017 6:06:33 am PDT #12062 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Clearly I have no plans to shut up today, so fair warning.

We sent the doctor's office a picture of my incision the other day, with a couple of questions. The nurse replied to the email saying it looked like it was healing well.

His office just called, saying he wants to see me tomorrow instead of next Friday, when my follow-up was scheduled. Why? She doesn't know. So obviously I have incision cancer.


Sparky1 - Jun 01, 2017 6:26:40 am PDT #12063 of 30002
Librarian Warlord

So obviously I have incision cancer.

Nope, the doc just wants Friday off. (Don't we all?)

We are embarking on a home renovation, which will mean moving out for 6-9 months. Send marriage counseling coupons.


SuziQ - Jun 01, 2017 6:27:39 am PDT #12064 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Incision cancer. Ummm, sure. Right.

CJ woke me up early this morning complaining he couldn't hear out of one ear. Said he had big chunks of wax coming out of the other ear. So he made his own doctor's appointment, for this first time ever, and drove himself there. Apparently he has big wax blockages in both ears, so they are working to dissolve and remove them. He said one was the size of a kidney bean !!!


Laura - Jun 01, 2017 6:42:25 am PDT #12065 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Young men can have some ridiculous ear wax, but at least they rarely get incision cancer.

We are embarking on a home renovation, which will mean moving out for 6-9 months. Send marriage counseling coupons.

May you survive to enjoy the shinier digs.


Jessica - Jun 01, 2017 7:10:20 am PDT #12066 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

These people got an industrial-sized fridge and a six-burner stove for a family of four.

I would totally do that if I had the space and the money.


Connie Neil - Jun 01, 2017 7:25:41 am PDT #12067 of 30002
brillig

I barely fill up the refrigerator I have in my apartment.


Dana - Jun 01, 2017 7:59:00 am PDT #12068 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I wonder how you become an ESPN commentator for the National Spelling Bee.