And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - May 08, 2017 2:13:23 pm PDT #11061 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Meanwhile, Mr. S has decided its "throw things down the stairs" time. Again.

Nothing has yet convinced me that toddlers aren't actually cats in clumsy biped disguise.


Connie Neil - May 08, 2017 2:23:07 pm PDT #11062 of 30002
brillig

I've often been tempted to throw my garbage bags down the stairs, but then they'd probably burst and make a mess.


Laura - May 08, 2017 2:27:36 pm PDT #11063 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I have to say if I had stairs I would have enjoyed throwing stuff today too.


msbelle - May 08, 2017 2:42:38 pm PDT #11064 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Sue, please tell Ouise how happy we are for her.

Dana, I am sorry. once surgery is scheduled let me know if I can be of any help bring meals on weekends or sitting with you to watch tv/movies.

SCRAPPY!! HOUSE SELLING!! AWESOME!! I hope you get a million $ over asking and are set up for a life of easy and relaxation.

Todd - youck on plumbing, that does not sound good.

tommy, sorry about your aunt.


Jesse - May 08, 2017 3:11:22 pm PDT #11065 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

....basically what msbelle said. Except I won't be much help to Dana.

In news about me, I just turned the heat on, and I resent it!


Amy - May 08, 2017 3:19:19 pm PDT #11066 of 30002
Because books.

Seriously, what is with the weather? Do not like.

tommy, I'm sorry. It's so hard to lose people you love.

I hope the surgery does the trick, Dana! And sorry the shot didn't help after all that.

Scrappy, that's awesome!


Dana - May 08, 2017 3:19:44 pm PDT #11067 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Aw, thanks. I really think there will be relatively minimal recovery involved. I sent an email earlier today withdrawing from my concert series, which sucks, but it's just one thing too many when I'm hurting/recovering from surgery.

Mostly, I expect it will be lying down. Which I'm already really good at.


tommyrot - May 08, 2017 3:42:19 pm PDT #11068 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I will be in Oakland on Wed evening, btw, if you need someone to pick up a meal or something like that.

Thanks, -t. Can you send your # to my profile address?

My aunt lives in Lafayette but we still don't know what hospice or hospital she's in. Which causes me anxiety to spend lots of $ on go to see my aunt without knowing all the details. (My uncle's voicemail is full.)

Originally I wasn't sure if I should go, due to my anxiety. But then I decided to go and just not worry about the anxiety. We'll see how well that works.


Jesse - May 08, 2017 3:45:36 pm PDT #11069 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's a good thing you're doing, tommyrot.

Seriously, what is with the weather? Do not like.

My mother says the weather guys said May is always like this part of the time.


DavidS - May 08, 2017 4:03:47 pm PDT #11070 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Great news about Ouise!

Wishing you pain-ease, Dana.

Congratulations, Scrappy! Though I'm not happy about you leaving California, just so we're clear about that.