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Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2017 10:19:45 am PDT #10074 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Damn, I still need to legally change my name post-wedding. (Yes, I know it's been 3 1/2 years. Yes, I know I've been getting paid under my married name for 3 1/2 years. Shush.)


SuziQ - Apr 19, 2017 10:35:19 am PDT #10075 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Yes, I know it's been 3 1/2 years.

Seriously?!?! It feels like you JUST walked down the aisle in that fab blue dress.


Toddson - Apr 19, 2017 10:42:39 am PDT #10076 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Steph, you might check on Tim's dad's pant size and make sure he has more pants - if not 35, then more than 2 (which gives you quite a range with room to stock up on more as time passes).

In other news, did people know that Serena Williams is pregnant? 20 weeks along ... which means she won the Australian Open while pregnant ... makes me feel like even more of an underachiever.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2017 10:50:01 am PDT #10077 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Steph, you might check on Tim's dad's pant size and make sure he has more pants

More were ordered from L.L. Bean the same day that Interfering Aunt raised a fuss (which is also the same day we all found out that Jack only owns 2 pairs of pants).

I would bet good money that his reaction will be "I don't need all these! Just send them back!"


Connie Neil - Apr 19, 2017 10:54:29 am PDT #10078 of 30002
brillig

One to wear, one to wash, sounds like my father's approach to wardrobe.


-t - Apr 19, 2017 10:58:54 am PDT #10079 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It would be convenient if the Jacks were the same size and amenable to sharing pants.

You can push it for another few decades if you try, Tep!


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2017 11:20:37 am PDT #10080 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You can push it for another few decades if you try, Tep!

Not changing my name, or the pants thing?

It would be convenient if the Jacks were the same size and amenable to sharing pants.

It has "wacky sitcom" written all over it.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2017 11:21:50 am PDT #10081 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It has "wacky sitcom" written all over it.

Indeed!


flea - Apr 19, 2017 11:22:12 am PDT #10082 of 30002
information libertarian

As a passport acceptance agent, I have to say that people who use a different name from their legal name are actually super-problematic for getting a passport. We recently had a woman who had an old passport under the name (made up example) Smith-Jones, but her social security card and license were under Smith. She had to bring in 10 different legal documents demonstrating she'd been using Smith for the past 5 years.

tl;dr - Pick a legal name, folks!


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2017 11:29:01 am PDT #10083 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It has "wacky sitcom" written all over it.

Indeed!

Bahahahahahaha!!!

Pick a legal name, folks!

I feel like such a rebel. Though I wouldn't try to get a passport under "Beckmeyer" since that's not my legal name. When I fly, it's always under "Lang."