I got stupid. The money was too good.

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Apr 19, 2017 8:25:34 am PDT #10067 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My mom paid her taxes under her married name for 30-40 years before the IRS got on her case for using an alias. No, I think it was Social Security who was miffed that she had never changed her name with them. She was kinda chuffed to have an alias.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2017 8:32:13 am PDT #10068 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I once dreamed that I woke up, got ready, and went to work ... then the alarm went off and I had to start over. SO exhausting.

Those dreams are the worst!!


Atropa - Apr 19, 2017 8:51:46 am PDT #10069 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

My dreams for the past few nights have involved vampires and Dave Vanian, but that makes sense, because I saw The Damned in concert on Sunday night.


SuziQ - Apr 19, 2017 9:09:40 am PDT #10070 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My hotel bed is made of MAGIC. I have slept so soundly and have woken up so easily - there is no other explanation. I want to pack it up and bring it with me everywhere.

But is also means I have no memory of my dreams. But I'll take the trade off since I normally struggle to fall asleep and I'm master of the snooze feature on my phone.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2017 9:11:31 am PDT #10071 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ahahaha, Tim texted to tell me what his dad's doctor said about the catheter, but every instance of "catheter" in the text is the cat emoji. It's glorious. As in, "The nurses can change the [cat emoji] every month and assist him if he needs help with the [cat emoji]."


Zenkitty - Apr 19, 2017 10:09:37 am PDT #10072 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

"I don't like pain when I *cat*!"


Zenkitty - Apr 19, 2017 10:13:22 am PDT #10073 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Last night I dreamed about Psycho Ex again. This is the second dream in which I've told him off for taking advantage of me and then left him. I think my subconscious is trying to re-write my history.

My new middle name would be Annabel. I'm not dropping the other one, so I'd be Elizabeth Annabel Leone Stewart.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2017 10:19:45 am PDT #10074 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Damn, I still need to legally change my name post-wedding. (Yes, I know it's been 3 1/2 years. Yes, I know I've been getting paid under my married name for 3 1/2 years. Shush.)


SuziQ - Apr 19, 2017 10:35:19 am PDT #10075 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Yes, I know it's been 3 1/2 years.

Seriously?!?! It feels like you JUST walked down the aisle in that fab blue dress.


Toddson - Apr 19, 2017 10:42:39 am PDT #10076 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Steph, you might check on Tim's dad's pant size and make sure he has more pants - if not 35, then more than 2 (which gives you quite a range with room to stock up on more as time passes).

In other news, did people know that Serena Williams is pregnant? 20 weeks along ... which means she won the Australian Open while pregnant ... makes me feel like even more of an underachiever.