Parental Pants Update! My dad *claims* he owns 35 pairs of pants. And he didn't sound like he was tripping balls on painkillers. That seems like an inordinate number of pants (though if he needs to go into assisted living any time soon, he's set for pants). Maybe it's true, and it's so he only has to do laundry once a month.
There has to be a happy medium between Tim's dad and my dad. (Both named Jack, BTW, which is sometimes confusing.)
One of Tim's brothers says there's one more pair of khakis at Tim's dad's house, but he's 99% sure they're too small. So he might technically own 3 pairs of pants, but only 2 pairs that fit.
Sophia, good health ~ma for your boss. That's a awful lot to have to deal with.
Good luck with the pants situation, Steph. Seems like a lot of hullabaloo over something that can be fixed by a trip to Target!
I started to e-file my taxes, but they wanted my driver's license information (??) and I realized the fact that my name on my DL (full legal name) wasn't the same as the name I've always filed my taxes under (name I go by), because I first filed taxes back when nobody cared as long as your SS# was right. Now, in these times? I don't want to deal with any hassle over why my names don't match. So I printed it all out and mailed it, like a Luddite. But this tells me I really do need to get off my butt and legally change my name this year. I already have all the paperwork, I just need to fill it out and file it.
And decide if I'll include a new middle name. Which I want to. Since I'm doing it, I might as well get the name I want.
What middle name do you want?
I'd pick something like 'Laser-Eyes'.
And decide if I'll include a new middle name.
You should, and that name should be 'Danger'.
My mom paid her taxes under her married name for 30-40 years before the IRS got on her case for using an alias. No, I think it was Social Security who was miffed that she had never changed her name with them. She was kinda chuffed to have an alias.
I once dreamed that I woke up, got ready, and went to work ... then the alarm went off and I had to start over. SO exhausting.
Those dreams are the worst!!
My dreams for the past few nights have involved vampires and Dave Vanian, but that makes sense, because I saw The Damned in concert on Sunday night.
My hotel bed is made of MAGIC. I have slept so soundly and have woken up so easily - there is no other explanation. I want to pack it up and bring it with me everywhere.
But is also means I have no memory of my dreams. But I'll take the trade off since I normally struggle to fall asleep and I'm master of the snooze feature on my phone.
Ahahaha, Tim texted to tell me what his dad's doctor said about the catheter, but every instance of "catheter" in the text is the cat emoji. It's glorious. As in, "The nurses can change the [cat emoji] every month and assist him if he needs help with the [cat emoji]."
"I don't like pain when I *cat*!"
