You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


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Fay - Dec 14, 2016 10:39:21 am PST #441 of 3455
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Late to the party, but I really enjoyed both Moana and Fantastic Beasts.

Fantastic Beasts is basically Wizarding!Steve Irwin mashup with Doctor Who and Mary Poppins Which works for me. I am still irritated by the casting of Redmayne instead of Nathan Stewart Jarret or indeed any other black Briton, because that was a golden opportunity on a platter to create a brand new nonwhite British icon, AND it would have made for a more interesting bit of storytelling and worldbuilding, given that segregation/racial tension is one of the themes of the movie. This movie was astonishingly, and disappointingly, white AF.

I really loved Queenie and Jacob But I thought Redmayne's character had zero sexual or romantic chemistry with, well, ANYONE on screen, so the "romantic" goodbye just felt weird. He seemed to be playing the character as rather on the spectrum, and that worked, and I quite liked the character, but I didn't really see any romantic sparkage between him and anyone - although the story seemed to be trying to convince me I should be shipping him with Tina.

Also, Colin Farrell should call me.

The reveal at the end was disheartening, because One can't unknow that Depp is an asshole, but otoh it explained why nobody was recognising that Graves was Grindelwald.

Tbh I mostly want cool worldbuilding stuff. Like - the next four movies could just be like wizarding world versions of Steve Irwin's show, with Newt travelling the world to save and protect weird and wonderful beasties and occasionally dropping in on Queenie and Jacob for tea and cake, and I would be ALL OVER THAT.


Fay - Dec 14, 2016 10:42:35 am PST #442 of 3455
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Moana was beautiful - I still can't get over the quality of the water animation. And yay Lin! And Mr The Rock was a sweetheart, and Auli'i Thingummy was charming as hell, and I am super earwormed now with 'Shiny'. Which was indeed shiny.


Toddson - Dec 14, 2016 11:21:20 am PST #443 of 3455
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In re Moana, here's Alan Tudyk recording a voiceover.


Vonnie K - Dec 14, 2016 11:49:27 am PST #444 of 3455
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I am super earwormed now with 'Shiny'. Which was indeed shiny.

Who doesn't want their Disney villain to go full-on glam rock David Bowie, I ask you. I was like, "who is that singing, I know I've heard that voice somewhere before," and turns out he was played by Jemaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords fame. Seems a gimme in retrospect. I mean, who else would play him?

While we're on Clement, I finally watched What We Do in the Shadows. WHAT A DELIGHTFUL ROMP. Long-haired Jemaine Clement with his shirt open to the navel = surprisingly sexy. Or as Vlad would say, "dead but delicious." My excitement about the third Thor movie (directed by Taika Waititi) has now shot up by about 300%.


Scrappy - Dec 14, 2016 12:14:22 pm PST #445 of 3455
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

My DH and I loved that movie and are still wont to say "We're werewolves, not swearwolves" at opportune moments.


Steph L. - Dec 14, 2016 12:38:59 pm PST #446 of 3455
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

There's supposed to be a sequel (at some point, since Taika Waititi is so busy) called We're Wolves.


Fay - Dec 14, 2016 10:29:55 pm PST #447 of 3455
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I have THE BIGGEST CRUSH on Taika Waititi as a result of What We Do In The Shadows. I mean, I also really liked Boy And Hunt For The Wilderpeople, But WWDITS was fucking HILARIOUS. Except for Peter's tragic demise. Still not over that.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 15, 2016 7:03:58 am PST #448 of 3455
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

To me, it was worth it for having Vlad ask if they should have the police do a walk-through to point out fire hazards before they left.


msbelle - Dec 16, 2016 7:17:04 pm PST #449 of 3455
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Saw Rogue One tonight. LOVED IT.


Zenkitty - Dec 16, 2016 10:20:50 pm PST #450 of 3455
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Me too! I've decided this is my favorite one except for the first which is the fourth. I'm still thinking about it.