Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


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Kalshane - Jan 01, 2020 6:01:33 pm PST #2445 of 3430
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I choked up at your whitefont point, as well, Teppy.

Overall, I enjoyed RoS enough in the moment, but there was plenty of stuff to bug me once I had time to think about it. The plot felt like a 12 year-old's ideas of what should happen after RotJ.


Jessica - Jan 02, 2020 5:49:57 am PST #2446 of 3430
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Little Women was phenomenal. I honestly can't find a single bad thing to say about it.


Gris - Jan 02, 2020 7:09:51 am PST #2447 of 3430
Hey. New board.

When I was eight, I regularly argued that Return of the Jedi was the best Star Wars because "A New Hope has a death star, Empire Strikes Back has a lightsaber duel, but Return of the Jedi has BOTH!"

I haven't seen ROS yet, but my impression from the internet is that JJ Abrams is me, at eight.


Amy - Jan 02, 2020 8:43:01 am PST #2448 of 3430
Because books.

I tried to go to Little Women on NYE and when I got there for a 3:50 showing, everything but the front row was sold out. Yay women-led and -made movies doing phenomenally!


amych - Jan 03, 2020 8:18:01 am PST #2449 of 3430
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

my impression from the internet is that JJ Abrams is me, at eight.

More or less, assuming you had umpty million dollars to play with at eight.


Calli - Jan 03, 2020 8:55:42 am PST #2450 of 3430
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

When I was eight, I regularly argued that Return of the Jedi was the best Star Wars because "A New Hope has a death star, Empire Strikes Back has a lightsaber duel, but Return of the Jedi has BOTH!"

I've heard worse arguments.


Gris - Jan 03, 2020 10:53:56 am PST #2451 of 3430
Hey. New board.

Sure! I think that's basically still what my dad looks for in a Star Wars movie.


Una - Jan 03, 2020 11:48:33 am PST #2452 of 3430
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

There are lovely STAR WARS WOOO! moments in RoS, and I loved having the main three finally together, but overall, what a hot mess!

Yes, Stormpilot is absolutely happening. (am I the only one who wondered whether Hux become the mole because Kylo wasn't hate-fucking with him anymore ?)


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2020 12:18:57 pm PST #2453 of 3430
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Ha! Una, I didn't wonder that during the movie, but I 100% accept your reasoning!


Dana - Jan 03, 2020 3:07:09 pm PST #2454 of 3430
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Now there are these weird rumors of Disney overriding JJ's creative decisions, and some mystical 3-hour cut of the movie. It's like the revenge of the Snyder cut.