It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2015: Goodnight moon  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering.

Go away, 2015.


msbelle - Dec 22, 2015 3:33:38 pm PST #144 of 251
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I came home to 3 packages at my door and a gift from a local friend. THIS IS THE BEST.

I think 2 of the packages are from my secret santa and I think I am going to hole off on opening them. I have a feeling I am going to need pick me ups in the next 3 days and THOSE WILL BE THEM. Also, I have been using my scentsy every night with the pine and it smells SO GOOD!

The third package was my sponsorship goodies from Con Man, a t-shirt and a poster signed by Alan. I think I now need to get the poster Jesse got me signed by Nathan and frame these two to hang beside each other.


Burrell - Dec 22, 2015 5:21:37 pm PST #145 of 251
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Twin posters is an excellent idea, msbelle


aurelia - Dec 22, 2015 8:05:47 pm PST #146 of 251
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Just in case my secret santa has sent something to me, I gave my work address so it will be received and safe but I won't be there until Monday.


Laura - Dec 23, 2015 8:24:22 am PST #147 of 251
Our wings are not tired.

I have a box from my Santa! I am going to exercise restraint and wait to open it until Christmas. I wanted Santa to know that the post office did their thing in a timely fashion.

My Santee is unfortunately going to have to have patience. I hate to pull the 'had to have surgery' card, but I am going to anyway because some of my thoughts were local pick up type stuff and not on line type stuff and I have been sitting on my butt and not getting out and about. But I will! I got this! Seriously, I am looking forward to putting together the package and hope that my santee will consider it an extension of the holiday season.

eta: I did open and read the card and send thanks in advance to Santa Emily. I shared a picture of the address label on the box on FB because I chuckled, as I imagine my mail carrier did.


Hil R. - Dec 23, 2015 11:08:12 am PST #148 of 251
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thank you for the snowflake, Suzi!


SuziQ - Dec 23, 2015 11:28:27 am PST #149 of 251
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

You are welcome, Hill!


brenda m - Dec 23, 2015 1:58:07 pm PST #150 of 251
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh yes! Mine is hanging from the antlers of a silver reindeer statue. Lovely. Thanks you!


Strix - Dec 24, 2015 5:20:00 am PST #151 of 251
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My Secret Santa gifts will probably arrive in spurts, and I don't think they'll arrive before the 25th.

But they are on their way!

ETA: Suzi, thank you for the snowflake! XOXO


smonster - Dec 24, 2015 5:31:18 am PST #152 of 251
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Okay! I opened my gift a few days ago but haven't had a chance to thank my elf properly. And by my superior powers of deduction, since she included no card, I guess that my elf is SUZI. I got some chocolate, tea, and candies; a super clever gift box made from a plastic bottle; an adorable sloth tea steeper, which will be great for reminding me to take time to be slothy, and a tiara! I wore the tiara to hang with my bellydancer friends, and they all loved it. Thank you, Suzi!

(okay if it's not Suzi I will feel real dumb, but I compared handwriting and all)

My package is on its way, but will probably get there the 26th.


Calli - Dec 24, 2015 6:10:51 am PST #153 of 251
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I just got LDBed. It was in the store where we were getting UP style pasties though, so totally worth it.