Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Jul 10, 2015 9:50:48 am PDT #689 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm sorry it feels like you're the last person on the space station, Kiba. Could you spend your time doing something like writing cryptic messages on whiteboards?

There is nothing about Powerpoint that is magical. Considering the number of presentations I've seen that appear to have been created by brute force, you'll do fine.

I just put a cake in an entirely wrong pan, because I didn't feel up to getting on my hands and knees to find the right one.


-t - Jul 10, 2015 10:07:11 am PDT #690 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's a legitimate reason for choosing an untraditional cake pan.

And thanks. I am not at all worried about how this presentation goes (not caring very much has stood me in food stead in these kinds of situations so far, I'm sticking with it) but it is frustrating to try to figure out how to edit the slides someone else made to look like my biss has told me they should. I'm sure it would be easy if I, you know, knew what I was doing. But pushing various buttons until I get an okay result will work. Eventually


Hil R. - Jul 10, 2015 10:22:14 am PDT #691 of 30003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The house that had been flying the Confederate flag is now flying an American flag. I don't know how or why. But at least it's gone.


Tom Scola - Jul 10, 2015 10:29:12 am PDT #692 of 30003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Maybe they were the victims of pranksters, Hil?


Kiba Rika - Jul 10, 2015 10:44:16 am PDT #693 of 30003
I may have to seize the cat.

Ginger, I could leave messages on white boards. They'd be extra mysterious. I'm thinking of doing things like updating my recipe collection in Pepperplate, or watching a lot of YouTube videos, or putting my head down for a nap as immediately following work I'm going to run tech at a comedy theater.

True story: animated gifs work in Powerpoint. Changed my life.


WindSparrow - Jul 10, 2015 10:52:06 am PDT #694 of 30003
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy birthday, Sara!

Who mentioned having trouble getting a cat into a carrier? Some tips from Jackson Galaxy [link] I think the most important is to keep the carriers accessible and move them around sometimes so that cat carrier equals everyday thing rather than doom and distress.


Zenkitty - Jul 10, 2015 11:04:28 am PDT #695 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Alas, there's no room in my house to keep the cat carriers accessible for fun and comfy places to hide. There's barely room for my furniture.

I love my house, it just has small rooms.


Kiba Rika - Jul 10, 2015 11:11:17 am PDT #696 of 30003
I may have to seize the cat.

The way I get the cat into the carrier is cruel, but effective. Place the carrier in front of the cat. Place a towel over the cat's head. Quickly move the carrier behind the cat. When the cat moves backward to get away from the carrier/towel, the cat ends up in the carrier. I felt awful doing it, but it worked.

Most recent cat atrocity was having W hold him down while I put Advantage on him. Poor Kitty.


Jesse - Jul 10, 2015 11:30:24 am PDT #697 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I've left the carrier in the spare bedroom for lack of a better idea, but Hazel doesn't seem to care about it, and went in just fine when we went to the vet. I would really love to know when and why she was apparently such a pain in the ass. Maybe she's mellowed with age.

I'm thinking of doing things like updating my recipe collection in Pepperplate, or watching a lot of YouTube videos, or putting my head down for a nap as immediately following work I'm going to run tech at a comedy theater.

Or just leaving early, because fuck those guys?

For my part, I left work at 3, but feel super virtuous because most people left at noon.


Zenkitty - Jul 10, 2015 11:41:29 am PDT #698 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Kiba, that sounds like the sort of thing that works perfectly in theory, but in practice - at least with my cats - would fall apart immediately. They'd flee the carrier before I got the towel anywhere near them! I've been putting the carrier against a solid thing, putting the cat between my knees in front of the open door, and basically moving him forward until he has nowhere else to go but in. They complain but so far none has scratched me (much). They are good boys; they don't set out to scratch me but sometimes in the flailing I get caught. I find wearing a denim jacket and gardening gloves helps. Percy is the worst; he doesn't just not like it, he's really really scared of it. My attempt to habituate him to the carrier didn't work; it's like trying to habituate me to alligators. Wherever they are, I am not going to willingly be for more than a moment. Poor kitty, I wonder what happened to him before he got me.