Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jul 10, 2015 7:59:47 am PDT #683 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yay, Professor, way to bounce back!


SuziQ - Jul 10, 2015 8:18:34 am PDT #684 of 30003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

A week ago a Flight for Life helicopter crashed, killing the pilot. Yesterday was the escort moving his body to the site for the memorial. Emergency Services vehicles lined the route and the overpasses in an emotional salute to the pilot and community. CJ's search and rescue team was invited to take over one of the overpasses along with a fire department. CJ said it was one of his most emotional experiences.


Beverly - Jul 10, 2015 8:40:35 am PDT #685 of 30003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

It sounds like an impressive tribute, Suzi.

Also, the news tells me Omar Shariff has died of a heart attack in Cairo.

Let me lighten this moment with a quick story. New job, I look up from my typewriter (you heard me) to see Omar Shariff! In my doorway! I am about to swoon when he opens his gorgeous mouth to ask, "Is (your boss) here?" in a voice reminiscent of Alvin the Chipmunk. Cognitive dissonance, I had it.

Happy Birthday, Sox!


Kiba Rika - Jul 10, 2015 8:47:50 am PDT #686 of 30003
I may have to seize the cat.

Last day at the job. Only things left to do are to return library books & turn in keys and ID... with 3 and a half hours of work left.

Happy birthdays, Sox & Sara!


amyth - Jul 10, 2015 9:00:26 am PDT #687 of 30003
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Happy Birthdays, Sox & Sara!

Calli, I think you should def. go for it.


-t - Jul 10, 2015 9:38:20 am PDT #688 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That must be a strange feeling, Kiba.

I don't seem to have magically learned Powerpoint while I was not working on this presentation at all. Rats.


Ginger - Jul 10, 2015 9:50:48 am PDT #689 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm sorry it feels like you're the last person on the space station, Kiba. Could you spend your time doing something like writing cryptic messages on whiteboards?

There is nothing about Powerpoint that is magical. Considering the number of presentations I've seen that appear to have been created by brute force, you'll do fine.

I just put a cake in an entirely wrong pan, because I didn't feel up to getting on my hands and knees to find the right one.


-t - Jul 10, 2015 10:07:11 am PDT #690 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's a legitimate reason for choosing an untraditional cake pan.

And thanks. I am not at all worried about how this presentation goes (not caring very much has stood me in food stead in these kinds of situations so far, I'm sticking with it) but it is frustrating to try to figure out how to edit the slides someone else made to look like my biss has told me they should. I'm sure it would be easy if I, you know, knew what I was doing. But pushing various buttons until I get an okay result will work. Eventually


Hil R. - Jul 10, 2015 10:22:14 am PDT #691 of 30003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The house that had been flying the Confederate flag is now flying an American flag. I don't know how or why. But at least it's gone.


Tom Scola - Jul 10, 2015 10:29:12 am PDT #692 of 30003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Maybe they were the victims of pranksters, Hil?