My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Sep 01, 2015 12:46:37 pm PDT #4592 of 30003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Burn down the logo, not the room. Burning down the room would be wrong.

You could pretend to be vacuuming and unplug it though.


-t - Sep 01, 2015 12:47:12 pm PDT #4593 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm tired of the lizard people getting the blame for everything typographical. There are serif and sans serif types among lizard people just like any group.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2015 12:49:52 pm PDT #4594 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Burn down the logo, not the room. Burning down the room would be wrong.

You could pretend to be vacuuming and unplug it though.

YES. Unplug the logo!

There are serif and sans serif types among lizard people just like any group.

Those lizard Comic Sans jackholes have GOT to go, tho.


EpicTangent - Sep 01, 2015 12:59:29 pm PDT #4595 of 30003
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Those lizard Comic Sans jackholes have GOT to go, tho.

I'm pretty sure the lizard Papyrus guys are plotting their downfall even now.


Ginger - Sep 01, 2015 1:21:28 pm PDT #4596 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Having the new logo be introduced by a cartoon hand drawing with crayon only emphasizes that it looks like a Sesame Street spelling lesson.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2015 1:34:09 pm PDT #4597 of 30003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was in an all-day training session today and we were snarking on the new Google logo. Which is kind of bullshit because we literally *just* changed our own logo like a month ago, but since nobody in the room was part of the branding team we ignored the hypocrisy and just went with it.


Sheryl - Sep 01, 2015 1:34:33 pm PDT #4598 of 30003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

This morning, when I was getting milk out of the fridge for my cereal, I fumbled it and the carton split. Milk everywhere. Coordination, I lacks it.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2015 1:38:26 pm PDT #4599 of 30003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So, tomorrow morning I'm supposed to be videotaped giving a ten minute presentation and critiqued on my presentation skills, and I have *nothing* to present. I've been looking through old PowerPoints I have to see if there's anything I can recycle, and they're all terrible.

t /whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine


EpicTangent - Sep 01, 2015 1:44:37 pm PDT #4600 of 30003
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I fumbled it and the carton split. Milk everywhere.

You're OK as long as you didn't cry!


Connie Neil - Sep 01, 2015 1:47:12 pm PDT #4601 of 30003
brillig

I have a customer who needs to move 3.75 gb of data between computers. He only has a 2gb flash drive, so the data has to be moved in chunks. I've showed him three times how to open windows and copy and paste data, but each time he says "But I don't understand! You have to help me!" So unless I tell him to go talk to someone at Best Buy, I have to help him divide his data and move it in chunks.

And the drive just decided to protest being filled up that much. So I told him to get a bigger flash drive and call us back.