So, tomorrow morning I'm supposed to be videotaped giving a ten minute presentation and critiqued on my presentation skills, and I have *nothing* to present. I've been looking through old PowerPoints I have to see if there's anything I can recycle, and they're all terrible.

t /whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

I fumbled it and the carton split. Milk everywhere.

You're OK as long as you didn't cry!

I have a customer who needs to move 3.75 gb of data between computers. He only has a 2gb flash drive, so the data has to be moved in chunks. I've showed him three times how to open windows and copy and paste data, but each time he says "But I don't understand! You have to help me!" So unless I tell him to go talk to someone at Best Buy, I have to help him divide his data and move it in chunks.

And the drive just decided to protest being filled up that much. So I told him to get a bigger flash drive and call us back.

Having the new logo be introduced by a cartoon hand drawing with crayon only emphasizes that it looks like a Sesame Street spelling lesson.

But not even an appealing Sesame Street, like the kind that will be paid for HBO. It's a terrible logo.

I actually don't mind the new logo, so long as they continue with the specialized logos.

I usually search with Google by typing in the url bar, so I rarely see Google.com. The new logo doesn't bother me much except for the "e". It looks unfinished to me. Maybe it's supposed to be jaunty? I rarely jaunt, so it's hard to say.

My cousin, who I know is not an idiot, just posted that the Black Panthers in Texas have "declared war" on the cops. I searched for any kind of confirmation and found a bunch of Breitbart-type sites.

Sigh.

And for my next trick, I will somehow misplace both my DragonCon lanyard and my DragonCon postcard that's used for registration. What the hell.

to be contrary. I LOVE IT!

In a funny coincidence, it was just announced that they're redesigning our logo of 25 years. Make a bit of sense, since the mission has expanded, though the current logo is generic enough, not totally necessary. I predict angst and wrath.

So that thing that might've happened today was complicated by the router refusing to restart, hypothetically, but it's a service contract and they were like ' oh, we might be able to get someone out there today' which is a big ball of no (and probably might get the hypothetical contract terminated) so then one of our people grabbed a schmancy router, in theory, for something else and reconfigured it and saved the day (and should be highly rewarded.) Of course, now a new project is down a router. Oops.

When said guy was stomping down the hall muttering Worst.Day.Ever, I might've said, ' hey, at least the halon didn't go off!' And got a hysterical giggle out of him.

All of us around for THAT incident are scarred for life. It's our measuring stick.

Oh!OH! And because of my stellar record of breaking shit this summer, everyone is all 'Sara broke the Internet.' FOR ONCE IT WASN'T ME!!