'Lineage'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dear online reviewers:
Do not give a bag a 2-star rating because it's "smaller than I expected." It is not the bag's fault that you can't visualize the clearly stated dimensions.
Also useless: a 1-star review for "did not arrive in time for my trip."
While I'm at it, there's a special place in hell for people who give low reviews to books because 1) they arrived damaged 2) they took more than 2 days to arrive or 3) they "weren't what I expected."
Signed, Frustrated Online Shopper
Or 4-star reviews for something that they utterly disliked, didn't fit right, and wouldn't recommend. I always read the one-star reviews to see if it's an actual problem or just people being pissy.
The big fancy surge protector/external battery thing my work equipment is plugged into started sparking and smoking! It's out on the back porch now, maybe thinking about what it's done.
Fire bad, tree pretty.
One-star reviews of national parks: [link]
OK, that's enough with the fires, appliances!
The machine gods are angry.
I was going to go wash dishes, but I'm afraid that fire might shoot out of the faucet.
Seriously, did we piss off Thor recently?
Seriously!