Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.

'Safe'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Aug 12, 2015 11:04:29 am PDT #3174 of 30003
brillig

A nurse stood behind me to help hold my head still, but I was told I was very good about not moving. I was staring down the barrel of a laser that was going to preserve my eyesight. Frozen as a terrified baby fawn under a bush, doc, you do your job, I'll do mine.


chrismg - Aug 12, 2015 11:09:41 am PDT #3175 of 30003
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Hey, Jilli, have you ever been to ScareLA?


Calli - Aug 12, 2015 1:13:47 pm PDT #3176 of 30003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Sounds unpleasant, Connie. I hope you won't have to undergo too many treatments.

Calli, any time I start to work out I am starving all the time ridiculously. Even if I just went to an extra yoga class or something.
Not just me, then? Well, that's reassuring. Thanks!

Tomorrow I'm off to a family event in MI. My nephew's getting married this weekend. His fiance is delightful--I'm so glad she's joining the family.


flea - Aug 12, 2015 1:47:10 pm PDT #3177 of 30003
information libertarian

Okay, phone call of the day! Colleague (male) in call center: "The patron wants to speak to a woman because she wants your opinion on some wigs and hairstyles." Me: "Okay, I am a woman..." Caller: "I wanted a lady's opinion on two separate wigs." So she told me how to find images online and I looked and gave her my opinion.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 12, 2015 1:49:37 pm PDT #3178 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm going to take a stand against getting anythinged in the eye. Especially without valium.

Right there with you, but substitute chloroform for valium. I'd wear Mr. Magoo glasses that could stop a bullet before letting someone perform surgery on my eyes.


meara - Aug 12, 2015 2:33:34 pm PDT #3179 of 30003

Lemme tell ya, eye surgery is not fun. And they DID give me valium. And eventually I made them give me something more (fentanyl, I think?) because I was like "yeah, my anxiety is ratcheting up the closer we get to the surgery and it's burning that valium right off..."

Flea, that's pretty funny! :)


Sue - Aug 12, 2015 2:51:23 pm PDT #3180 of 30003
hip deep in pie

Amazing, flea!


Jesse - Aug 12, 2015 3:13:29 pm PDT #3181 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Caller: "I wanted a lady's opinion on two separate wigs." So she told me how to find images online and I looked and gave her my opinion.

I love that!


shrift - Aug 12, 2015 4:25:45 pm PDT #3182 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Not hating my job is nice.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 12, 2015 4:50:42 pm PDT #3183 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think I would love flea's job! My dream job is to just sit somewhere and have people ask me questions and I could give my opinion or research them.