Skipping to share that I'm wearing a sweater that's white at the shoulders, then lavender and purple at the hem, and a coworker just asked me if I wore ombre on purpose. As I told her, I did not, but I am going to say I did now!

I share that worry, Raq, but I don't know what to do about it.

I am stockpiling wine and plan to have myself a party.

Skipping to share that I'm wearing a sweater that's white at the shoulders, then lavender and purple at the hem, and a coworker just asked me if I wore ombre on purpose. As I told her, I did not, but I am going to say I did now!

Love that!

I'm more worried about what his base does.

I thought I was glad in 2008 and 2012 to live in our hilariously super-far-end-of-the-political-spectrum liberal neighborhood (and I was!), but the one thing I can reasonably be assured of is that no one will lose their mind and go out looking for a Democrat to shoot. (There's the outside probability of Trump supporters getting each other riled up and deciding "Hey, let's go to Northside and shoot some Democrats," but honestly, we're really hard to get to. There is no good way to get to Northside from a major highway. It's kind of hilarious. We're like Brigadoon, if Brigadoon were full of liberals, queer folk, hipsters, and heroin dealers.)

I am stockpiling wine and plan to have myself a party.

I'm *just* about ready to buy champagne. I've been holding off because I don't want to jinx the election (like, don't post the Hamilton GIF! but also, don't buy champagne yet!), but I might be ready.

I kind of want to watch the returns with my mom and stepdad (diehard Democrats who live in Trump country), but it's about a half-hour drive, and if the election doesn't get called until late, that's a long-ass drive back. And also my mom goes to bed early, though she might make an exception for the election. So maybe. I don't know.

Our own Holli just put up this T-shirt design, with proceeds going to HRC.

So very glad I was at work last night, watching the Cubs trounce the Dodgers. I've found out that any of my co-workers who care to talk about politics are virulently NeverTrump, so at east that's good.

Well, finally got my poll worker assignment; I'll be working from 6 am to 9 pm, with 2 one hour breaks. Yikes!

My super-liberal mom is working the polls in their heavily pro-Trump area. I told her she deserves a medal.

And now that I think about it, she probably is not going to want us to come over and watch the returns after such a long day; she's probably going to come home and collapse into bed.

I was going to volunteer in some way, but I need that vacation day, due to the move.

I am still really inclined to respond with "You're the puppet!" every time someone irks me.