Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Aug 09, 2015 8:00:29 am PDT #2905 of 30003
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, JZ, how awful. I'm so sorry.


DavidS - Aug 09, 2015 8:06:47 am PDT #2906 of 30003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My poor family! I have a quarantine waiting for you upon your arrival, btw.


Ginger - Aug 09, 2015 8:14:21 am PDT #2907 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

How dreadful. My list of things I hate the most includes throwing up, cleaning up same and being sick away from home, so your trip sounds nightmarish. I hope y'all get safely home soon.


-t - Aug 09, 2015 8:20:18 am PDT #2908 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It sounds like the bug that hit me and Lee after the eclipse, and also seemed to afflict my coworker and her daughter during a trip to San Diego. If it is all the same thing, how does it know to strike when we are traveling?

I found my keys (in the back pocket of jeans that I know I looked in the pockets of, but I guess only the front pockets because that is the normal pocket for keys. Sigh), so now do I drive back out to my parents' house to pick up the rabbit food in their fridge or leave it there until next weekend? Well, I don't have to decide right this minute. Maybe after I cross some more things off my todo list it will become clear.


Steph L. - Aug 09, 2015 8:24:43 am PDT #2909 of 30003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I found my keys (in the back pocket of jeans that I know I looked in the pockets of, but I guess only the front pockets because that is the normal pocket for keys.

I once lost my keys because I put them in the back pocket of my jeans, instead of the front, where I always put them. YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

(I should note that I was actually wearing the jeans, so you'd think I'd notice the keys shoved against my bottom. Alas, no. Totally unaware.)


Jesse - Aug 09, 2015 9:04:38 am PDT #2910 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, JZ, that sounds terrible.


-t - Aug 09, 2015 9:06:40 am PDT #2911 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

THANK YOU, TEP! I needed that validation.

Now that I found them, I even remember thinking when I shoved them in the back pocket "at least I will notice they are there when I sit down". Apparently not? Maybe I got them off my body before I sat down, that would explain it.


Burrell - Aug 09, 2015 9:31:26 am PDT #2912 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Holy schnork JZ, what a miserable car trip! Beautifully narrated, btw. Rest up, and I hope the various gastrointestinal explosions are over.


Calli - Aug 09, 2015 9:56:46 am PDT #2913 of 30003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Sounds miserable, JZ. I'm sorry.


Burrell - Aug 09, 2015 10:10:35 am PDT #2914 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hey have folks here seen this? It is super groovy funsville.

I am going to start using my birth word All. The. Time.