Yo, I only got 5/10. Hmph.
I have decided that, in order to call today a success, all I have to do is not kill anyone.
Go you! You can do it! Alternatively, can I interest you in one of our many fine alibi services?
Plus bonus points for use of the word 'mosey'.
Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - Sep 06, 2016 6:41:03 am PDT #27119 of 30003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Gudanov - Sep 06, 2016 6:54:11 am PDT #27120 of 30003
Coding and Sleeping
Bit concerned by DW. She basically binge-watched TV all day Sunday, said she really needed to get some work done Monday and binge-watched TV all day Monday. I hoping she hasn't dug a big hole for herself.
I've got an echo cardiogram this afternoon which means I'll have to basically work all evening. All to tell me my heart is just fine. I have a little electrical problem and it's under control. If only I could get a firmware update to fix the glitch.
-t - Sep 06, 2016 7:03:25 am PDT #27121 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
ARGH
I don't have time to properly bitch, but this fucking day. Already.
Heart~ma, Gud.
Gudanov - Sep 06, 2016 7:26:49 am PDT #27122 of 30003
Coding and Sleeping
I got 8 out of 10 on the yo quiz.
Connie Neil - Sep 06, 2016 7:26:55 am PDT #27123 of 30003
brillig
All to tell me my heart is just fine
It's nice to have a certificate that says you have a good heart, though we already knew that.
Dana - Sep 06, 2016 7:27:35 am PDT #27124 of 30003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Woohoo, chaos at work. This is definitely the best thing that ever happened to me since I got my sarcasm module removed.
-t - Sep 06, 2016 8:05:50 am PDT #27125 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Is there a worse time for a training session than the morning after a three-day weekend? Even without my freaking fraudulent orders to deal with.
I'm liable to kill and eat the next person who comes to me with an issue for one of my accounts.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 06, 2016 8:41:56 am PDT #27126 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I came in this morning to an urgent problem that they had to stop a printing press in China for. Turns out we'd used an archived fine art image file that the previous printer had somehow inserted a glitch in, which was not apparent in PDF proofs sized for computer monitors but shows up in the 14x20 printed image. Ah crappy former printer, the gift that keeps on giving years later.
shrift - Sep 06, 2016 8:55:09 am PDT #27127 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Jets are taking off and landing on the airstrip nearby. It's loud.
Go you! You can do it! Alternatively, can I interest you in one of our many fine alibi services?
I think I have it under control for now. Perhaps -t would be interested in your "Why, I never! I'm not a cannibal!" alibi services?
-t - Sep 06, 2016 9:03:23 am PDT #27128 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Not needed yet. So far all my urgent problems have been delivered via non-nutritious email.