Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Aug 02, 2015 7:10:19 am PDT #2427 of 30003

See, whereas it would make me start singing "Sittin' in a railway station/got a ticket for my destination/on a tour of one night stands..."

I was very confused until about the third time I read your post, -t, thinking that Big End and Little End were restaurants or something!


Jesse - Aug 02, 2015 8:23:31 am PDT #2428 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The problem with going to the beach on public transportation is the fine line between my bathing suit drying (enough not to make wet spots on my chest) and getting too hot. But all in all, a successful outing! Now I should get shit done.


tommyrot - Aug 02, 2015 8:31:19 am PDT #2429 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What should we do if we think there's a chance of someone killing themselves today?

Era: it's a friend of Anna's who lives in our building. Anna is trying to get the woman's key so she can check up on her during the day.

Not sure if a 911 call is warranted just yet.


Ginger - Aug 02, 2015 8:32:49 am PDT #2430 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

500 Miles, Freight Train, Last Train to Clarksville, Midnight Train to Georgia, This Train is Bound for Glory, City of New Orleans, Chattanooga Choo Choo ... the possibilities for train earworms are legion.


Jesse - Aug 02, 2015 8:33:03 am PDT #2431 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh god. Stay with them in person if possible, I guess?


Ginger - Aug 02, 2015 8:35:38 am PDT #2432 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'd call a suicide hotline for advice.


tommyrot - Aug 02, 2015 8:36:31 am PDT #2433 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'd call a suicide hotline for advice.

Anna doesn't want to do that so I guess I will.


SuziQ - Aug 02, 2015 8:36:32 am PDT #2434 of 30003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

A key is a good start but if the friend is not responding a 911 call might be needed.


tommyrot - Aug 02, 2015 9:16:38 am PDT #2435 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A key is a good start but if the friend is not responding a 911 call might be needed.

Yeah, we're gonna try and find Tim the maintenance guy and get a key from him. Of course Tim is still being a jerk to Anna and he's acting like he doesn't care that Anna's friend might kill herself.


Lee - Aug 02, 2015 9:20:18 am PDT #2436 of 30003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

500 Miles, Freight Train, Last Train to Clarksville, Midnight Train to Georgia, This Train is Bound for Glory, City of New Orleans, Chattanooga Choo Choo ... the possibilities for train earworms are legion.

Train in the distance (Paul Simon) usually makes my list too.