I was wondering what a menopause pill would look like, then realized it would be something that magically created a fully-paid-for beach vacation with reassurances that everything back home was taken care of and when you got back everyone around you would have gotten educated on why life is hard right now.

I posted this big long thing and all I got back was #please. Hashtag please? All I'm getting is hashtag please? I'm going to chose to read that as, you are powerless against my excellent arguments and will be mulling them over on your own time, eventually coming to a gentle and subtle realization that everything you know is wrong and you have been an idiot every time you've opened your mouth for your entire life.

I private messaged the dude whose page it was to say, hey, should I disengage here? Because sheesh.

I think I might be done! I haven't had my period in three months. FINGERS CROSSED.

I can go almost 3 months without a period and then bam. It's back. But yes, hot flashes at night are no good.

Well hell. My cousin posted something along the lines of "Because I am obligated as a moral person to oppose the gleeful encouragement of hate crimes, racism, sexism, lying, bribery, not to mention really awful toupees." Her brother-in-law posted "when has he gleefully encouraged hate crimes".

Seriously?!?!? I need to come up with links. Wow.

If I was responsible person I would be mowing the lawn right now. I'm telling myself that I can't because it is too windy, but really I just would prefer not to.

Wrong 'uns gonna be wrong.

Things got so fucked up I had to call my boss ON VACATION to get her to make the necessary players stand up and take notice. Y'all know me, I'm not really a shrinking violet, it was that bad. But when we can't ingest data, the next step is informing the mission and that is BAD.

So she conference called everyone in on their personal phones (since they were not responding to me on the usual lines-they'll answer a boss calling from vacation) on her cell while she was driving with her visiting sister to Annapolis and we at least got things fixed enough we can limp through the weekend. Come to Jesus and FIX THIS Monday meeting, including chief engineer who will be really unhappy because he doesn't want to allocate more scant resources to us, but something is seriously broken.

And I'm frustrated because it feels like I couldn't even hold up my end, but part of the problem is that people didn't take seriously that I was making executive decisions. And no one else wanted to take responsibility. IT kept saying the infrastructure looked fine. Well, it wasn't working, so no, it isn't.

I ended up staying 2.5 hrs late. Swam 2 very necessary miles and now I'm headed straight to the bourbon.

Relax and deal on Monday, sara. Glad you boss had your back.

Oh, man, sara, that is a lot of suckage.

I'm real! Jesse and Tom can vouch for my very recent existence!

Her brother-in-law posted "when has he gleefully encouraged hate crimes".

I think my favorite part of this response is how blatantly it assumes that there's nothing wrong with racism, sexism, lying, and bribery.

I'm real! Jesse and Tom can vouch for my very recent existence!

The problem is that it was Tom asking the question, so.

Uggghhhhh, sara.