Have you seen the TSA instagram?? Sword-sticks and batarangs!!

I boggle at the idea that you can have a CHAINSAW in your checked bag, as long as it has no fuel in it. That just seems so surreal.

I am now the owner of a new Mazda 3!

I've heard nothing but good stuff about those. Right on!

I used to have pure white streaks in my (original) dark brown hair. It looked pretty cool. Then it went almost all white so now - better living through chemistry! - it's auburn.

Oh man, chrismg. At least you got the new car? That sounds exciting.

today it is some harmonica white boy "blues" bullshit and it's making me ragey!

Uggghhhhh.

I boggle at the idea that you can have a CHAINSAW in your checked bag, as long as it has no fuel in it. That just seems so surreal.

I know, right? I mean, it's totally safe and everything, but hilarious. I almost feel bad for all the people who could have just checked their various weapons, but tried to carry them on and had them confiscated.

On the brighter side there is now a precedent that may be the beginning of the end for HB2. Maybe. I hope.

I almost feel bad for all the people who could have just checked their various weapons, but tried to carry them on and had them confiscated.

I only feel bad for people who forget about, say, their Swiss Army Knife. If you always have it in your purse/pocket, it's easy to forget it's there. But seriously, who tries to carry on guns, knives, throwing stars, and Batarangs in 2016?

I wish the henna-and-indigo combination had worked for me, but I turned out to be allergic to indigo, so I've got no choice but commercial dyes if I want to not be gray yet. They're so drying, and I might be mildly allergic to them too.

Doing anything with hair color requires a lot of upkeep. No matter how much I like it, I get bored and annoyed with the maintenance. My hair grows fast; I have a halo of silver hair within two weeks of a dye job.

Having had a bad experience trying to color my own hair, I rely on a professional. I go every four weeks, but two to three weeks in, I'm starting to show at the roots. I arrange my hair to cover them up as best I can, but it's a hassle. Not giving it up, though ... at least for a while. I keep thinking I'm getting too old to have the auburn ... maybe when I turn 65 I'll stop. Maybe.

But seriously, who tries to carry on guns, knives, throwing stars, and Batarangs in 2016?

Seriously! I feel bad they are dumb. Because I'm guessing they weren't planning to need the batarang on the plane??

I'm apparently too young to have gray hair and too old to have dark brown, so I stick with auburn and touch it up every two weeks. I'm generally discontent.