Having had a bad experience trying to color my own hair, I rely on a professional. I go every four weeks, but two to three weeks in, I'm starting to show at the roots. I arrange my hair to cover them up as best I can, but it's a hassle. Not giving it up, though ... at least for a while. I keep thinking I'm getting too old to have the auburn ... maybe when I turn 65 I'll stop. Maybe.

But seriously, who tries to carry on guns, knives, throwing stars, and Batarangs in 2016?

Seriously! I feel bad they are dumb. Because I'm guessing they weren't planning to need the batarang on the plane??

I'm apparently too young to have gray hair and too old to have dark brown, so I stick with auburn and touch it up every two weeks. I'm generally discontent.

And you'd think they could at least stop by FedEx or someplace before they get in the security line and ship their weapons home. I know that when the bans went into effect, a catalog for needlework supplies I used to get started highlighting a thread cutter that would go through easily (small round with notches that had sharp edges inside).

I once heard someone complaining that a necklace with a bullet pendant was confiscated ... which may be taking it too far.

The batarang budget is bigger than you think. It's easy to lose track of things.

I only feel bad for people who forget about, say, their Swiss Army Knife.

That happened to me on my last flight, forgot a multi-tool. So I got the full pat down and everything. I was too fascinated by the process to be worried.

I'm a bad person. I have a kitchen full of food and all I want to eat is pizza.

The batarang budget is bigger than you think.

I have that issue of Teen Titans.

so I am now the owner of a new Mazda 3!

That's what I'm driving now. Got it a couple of months ago and love it.

I don't feel bad for those people. I feel bad for society that we have these people.

I wish my hair would just go all grey or white. Pink and blue rinses, baby!